toilet

This isn’t a shoe battle, it’s a full blown world wide SHOE WAR!

You know how in high school you always wanted 2 guys to fight over you and like make a scene about it and you would be all, oh yeah, well I’m just awesome so I get it? Well that’s my life now except instead of guys it’s fake shoe styling membership websites. You all know […]

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Kimmy K: Everyone says that I can do better than you and your shoes, but I’d really like to see where this relationship is going. Love, MODG

Many of you are concerned for me and my relationship with Kim Kardashian. You’re all, dude she’s screwing you over and you can do better! I know I know. Ok here’s the deal. Apparently Kim’s shoes are on like 40 other websites like trannygirlshoes4life.com and ilovecheapshit.com (don’t go to those websites I made them up) […]

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Day 4 of AMERICA’S FAVORITE STUFF ON TOILETS. (one more day left)

*UPDATE* I just wrote the whole post and I’m rejuvenated by your toilets. So disregard my negativity in the intro of this post. Loves and Cares, MODG* So you’ve heard me say I’m kinda toilet-ed out. I mean there are only so many toilets you can take in a day. For most people it’s like […]

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I’M REVIEWING THE EASYTONES. EVERYONE CAN JUST CALM DOWN NOW. OK?

So yesterday two of you emailed me asking about my Reebok Easy Tones. This is big news as no one really emails me about anything: DID YOU ever do a review on the Reeboks? DO THEY work? DO you like them? My friend wants them and asked me if I heard anything about them. THANKS! […]

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Day 3 of AMERICA’S FAVORITE STUFF ON TOILETS.

Here we are on a very toilety Monday. It’s day 3 of the competition, 2 days left, and this is a very good toilet day. Some of you were all, what the shit is this whole thing? Are people sending these in every day? I want in with my rockstar toilet.  No. The deadline has […]

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