Many of you are concerned for me and my relationship with Kim Kardashian. You’re all, dude she’s screwing you over and you can do better! I know I know. Ok here’s the deal. Apparently Kim’s shoes are on like 40 other websites like trannygirlshoes4life.com and ilovecheapshit.com (don’t go to those websites I made them up) but you see what I’m saying.
For the newbies, I joined Kim’s shoe club Shoe Dazzle and we have a serious relationship that is really going places. I review her shoes here. Check the site for details on how it works.
But here’s the thing guys, me and Kim have something really special and I’m not willing to just throw that away because she’s made a few mistakes here and there. I love her tranny cake face style, I love her fake personal shoe selections that are really created by some computer machine and I love that I now have 5 pairs of kimmy shoes and I have yet to wear one in real life. PUHLEASE do not tell B. I know you are all friends now but that needs to be kept between us.
Now with that being said, I told Kimmy Gibler that this month I need “more work, less tranny” and I have to be honest, Kim did good.
Kimmy K sent me a lovely pair of mid heel ballerina pink patent peep toes. And B was not happy about package #32 to be delivered to me this week. Sads for B. Happies for me. Here’s what you’ve been waiting for:
Ahhhh it’s so nice to get back to toilet basics. We were going wild there for a while with a bunch of real random shit on toilets. It feels good to be back to normal, sans full length mirror. (ps I really do want a full length mirror and I’m taking applications for benefactors to purchase this one. thanks) So you can see I paired them with some cuffed green cargos to balance their girly twirlyness. I actually really like them. I think I’m getting old because I seriously can not walk in the 4.5 inch platforms anymore and I think they kind of look slutastic. These however, are cute and I can wear them to work or doing whatever the hell I want. Oh here’s a new super dangerous pose I developed for you guys too… **DANGER** By the f-ing screwmeover way, I love that Shoe Dazzle develops THIS program after I post 50 times about my shoes and make you all join:
If you haven’t joined and would like to, do me a favor and email me at modgblog at gmail dot com and I’ll send you the invitation so I get something out of it, since Kim is ignoring me right now, clearly trying to screw me over, and it’s really hurting my feelings. Oh and you also get 20% off it looks like. Great for you.
Thoughts on the peep toes? Thoughts on my relationship with Kim? Thoughts on my new toilet pose? Anyone want to be my benefactor?
Pastel Sparkles, MODG