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The hand we’ve been dealt and the struggle to accept it.

This will be a very difficult post for me to write. Because when I put it down in words, it’s real. You may have noticed that Wednesday afternoon, I closed the comments on the last post. It wasn’t because there were offensive comments or any problem at all. It was because your comments were so […]

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I say “vag” 30 times in this post and “Olsen twin” 4 times. Also I mspainted private parts. You’re warned.

I definitely took for granted last time that I didn’t have to go through the waitandsee bullshit of pregnancy. My water broke early and we were off. No, I don’t want that again, but this waiting and seeing is nonsense. So today I had a midwife appointment and I let her “check me”. I originally […]

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It’s vaginal awareness day and yes I’m VERY aware and so is my 39 week old baby.

Hello old friends, It’s been a spell hasn’t it? In the time where you and I have sorely missed each other, I have become more pregnant than ever before, we have survived a hurricane, had our first successful child halloween, and celebrated B’s birthday and I’ve done these things without committing bodily harm to any […]

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I’m still here. Still pregnant. Still pissy. But now I hate fingers and pants.

Few things: Yes I’m still pregnant. I’m still VERY pregnant. Not because I’m 38 weeks pregnant. But because I’m 5’2” and growing a 29 year old Khloe Kardashian inside of me. Body hair and all. When this child inches to the left, I pee my pants. When she inches to the right, I choke on […]

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You’re invited to my last pregnant moments in a dress. I photoshopped out my nipples. You’re welcome.

Yesterday was the last warm day in Philadelphia for a long long time. I consider this the sun setting on my freedom. However yesterday was happy for another reason because IT WAS THE DAY OF MAH SPRANKLE.     Yes you are correct. You see glitter pumpkins and candy. I could have died in a […]

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