Mom Stuff

Ross Gellar is hiding on PBS Kids. So is my sanity.

Ever since my frienemy, THE HOSPITAL GRADE PUMP came to live with us. Another frienemy tagged along for the ride: PBS Kids. Oh my love hate relationship with the television…. TV, you bring me such joy like The Real Housewives of anything, Vampire Pageant Babies of The OC and Watch Me Try on a Wedding […]

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MODG is actually Amanda and surprise, she has feelings.

Guys, last week I almost shut the blog down. For good. The controversy and mom wars was just too much. I sat alone and thought about it for a while. My blog hits were higher than ever. Advertisers wanted in. But I was miserable. I was personally hosting the mommy wars in my comments section […]

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I am SO SICK OF BOOBS. Apparently Ruby is too. So we’re making some changes.

Can I be totally honest with you guys right now? Breastfeeding this child has been a super hell. Like the whole thing. Supahhell. And my trade for the fiery hotness has been the happiest sweetest little girl on earth. Breastfeeding G was cake, but he was here as a personal representative from the Superhell. You […]

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48 hours away from the baby. A little diarrhea, a few tears. And I’ll also tell you about the kids.

Guys, we survived. Babies, boobs and all the other B things. We made it the 48 hours apart. I diarrhead 90 times about it. But we did it. For those catching up, this was my first time away from almost 7 month old Ruby. G was all, bitch please, I got this. He did.not.care. He […]

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The potty experience. In pictures.

                  Potty. Some real shit. xoxo MODG    

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