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On the 6th day of Christmas the jesus gave to me, a fart-free baby under the tree.

Thank you thank you thank you. You have and are making WANA a super success. I am trying to keep up with the comments and point out the unanswered ones, but it is, as you know, overwhelming. But as my heart broke for everyone in need, so many of you made a big difference to […]

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Ruby Lee’s birth. The conclusion.

I vomited for a solid 8 hours after surgery, which wasn’t really in the birth plan. But that night I was up and moving and felt ok…all things considered. You have like the worst period after a c-section of your life for weeks. I waddled to the bathroom with a nurse holding a dog pee […]

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You’re invited to my last pregnant moments in a dress. I photoshopped out my nipples. You’re welcome.

Yesterday was the last warm day in Philadelphia for a long long time. I consider this the sun setting on my freedom. However yesterday was happy for another reason because IT WAS THE DAY OF MAH SPRANKLE.     Yes you are correct. You see glitter pumpkins and candy. I could have died in a […]

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You, watching me, read a blog post, on the internet, from the internet, gives me poop cramps.

I got the note today that the video is here. And I instantly panicked. It’s my go-to emotional response for all occasions. What if it’s worse than I remember? What if I unconsciously pick at my face orifices? What if I look FAT? Then I watched it. Man am I short. I should have stood […]

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Blogging in the 3rd trimester should be on the no list with boozing and belly flops onto cement.

Where have I been? I feel like I’ve been answering that a lot lately.  To be fair to myself and avoid any responsibility, I blame Yoshe. Where do I begin… Most of you have been reading with me from the very beginning. I love that, because when I write, I genuinely feel like I’m talking […]

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