Eating Innapropriately

The Bachelor and a Bacon Unicorn and other amazing B things. But not B himself. Because he’s busy watching cartoons.

Thank god you’re still here. I thought you got all Lost on me and vanished into an alternate reality complete with smoke monster. 2 days ago, I go to write you a super extra good post. You know about The Bachelor and a tooth of mine and soft baby craps. That kind of post. And […]

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The 6 foods that get me through a diet. Fine, one is booz. Whatever.

Now that I’m the winner of So You Think You Can Dance: Blog Edition, I’ll be holding dance class in my living room once every never. Stop by. So here’s my update for everyone on The Project: I’m working my way though my workout dvd collection. I’m taking the philosophy of P90x and ghetto-izing it. […]

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You don’t even need to buy Tracy Anderson’s Cardio Dance DVD. Just watch mine. MIRROR IMAGE.

I will tell you that I currently need adult assistance to do things like sit onto the toilet, picking up a tissue and thinking about math. All of those things hurt. The soreness that is radiating through my body seems disproportionate to the workouts that I actually did. This is how I know I had […]

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The 5 warning signs that you need to get off of your no longer pregnant but maybe pregnant with a ghost baby ass and exercise.

Today was day 1 of  Project:-lose-the-baby-weight-because-now-i-have-a-one-year-old-and-its-sort-of-shameful-to-still-have-baby-weight-and-from-certain-angles-look-2-months-pregnant-and-there-are-only-so-many-times-i-can-hide-it-with-a-maxi-skirt. Background: You should know that I have the opposite of that disease that eating disorder girls have. You know the one where they look in the mirror and see a big fatty but really they are like skeletor? Yeah. I look in the mirror and I’m like, damn girl, […]

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Hello again food, you dirty dirty lady.

Today is a big day. Well I guess yesterday was THE big day. But today is sort of large-ish too. Some of you who are new here may not know that I had a very difficult time with my diet as G was breastfeeding. G was a fart rocket and I was advised to cut […]

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