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Ask MODG Monday: Intervention Menu

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Welcome to my dream come true. Me, center stage, doling out unqualified advice, about stuff which I know nothing about. And you’ll like it. I’ve received a number of Ask MODG questions. I’m going to tell you now that I won’t be able to answer them all. The Ask MODG forum is meant for advice […]

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I waited 4 months to be the Poopy King. AND NOW IT’S REAL. **UPDATED WITH POOPY KING PICS**

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So you know when you get your J.Crew catalog in the mail and you like stare at it at a rate of 11 seconds per page to fully understand why that totally messy sad girl looks so awesome? Yeah me too. Well, I heard on the internet that the lipstick they use on their sad […]

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B is in the living room with Suri. Hopefully she cooks ham.

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  Why is my husband barking orders to Suri Cruise in the living room? I hear this from B… B: Suri: Send Amanda an email Me: NO SURI DO NOT SEND ME AN EMAIL. I’M BUSY. Then I hear B: Suri, call Amanda Me:  um no. I’m not accepting calls now. But thanks Then I […]

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Like when your parents moved you to that new house in 5th grade. You’ll also probably resent me.

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SO LET’S MAKE THIS SHIT AWESOME. Welcome to the sex baby between me and my earthy  hippie designer Jennae. Yet again I beat another upstanding American hard working citizen into the ground with my demands and painintheassness. She handled it well and is still alive. This is good because I’ll probably hoch her 98 times […]

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I’m guessing most of you will say I’m underwear racist followed by a close second of brother lovers.

Statement: I haven’t worn a thong since the birth of my butt nuts. Oh stop with your yuck face. 2 in 3 people have them. THAT MEANS YOU HAVE THEM. Question: Is the thong at the bottom of my drawer with pictures of chocolate covered cherries on it a metaphor for black girl vaginas? Should […]

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