breastfeeding

3 weeks down a BILLION to go. Babies hate me.

As many of you know who were around last year, once Operation WANA kicks off, this blog goes crazy for the rest of the month. So before that happens, I wanted to update you on life in the MODG house. I remember posting a lot about how hard it was when G was born. Someone […]

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I’m now a mom of 2 kids. Someone get me some Lee jeans.

I’m alive. When someone slices your abdomen open, it used to be called Hari Kari and you die on the floor in front of some Japanese war guy. Now it’s called a c-section and instead of your internal organs falling on the floor, you get a baby. Neat. So like I said, I’m alive. And […]

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Biting the hand that feeds you < biting the nipple that feeds you.

While we were all busy saving the world and being good people and shit, my life turned upside down. Now many of you were like OH YOU GOT A TV SHOW. Or OH YOU ARE GOING TO BE ON THE NEWS. or OH YOU FOUND A LOT OF GOLD THINGS AND REALLY ARE RICH. no. […]

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What my holes have taught me about being a mom

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  Welcome to Week of Holes part II. Week of holes I as you’ll remember was a butt load of weeks ago. THAT my friends is how long it takes to get hole appointments to fix your broken  holes. You may remember my friend Cervix. She is an angry old broad. Turn out her neighbors […]

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A girl who didn’t shave her armpits OR shower does not deserve 200 dollars bras. Actually, neither do clean girls.

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***Attention Young Hot Girls Without Babies*** I bet your boobs right about now look like this top picture . . . Have a baby or two and one day they look like this next one: You can sleep in a damn bra every night of your life and lay minimally on your side to prevent […]

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