babies

How to leave your kids and not diarrhea poop about it. No, you tell me how. I don’t know.

I need a friend. I need a friend to be like, dude CHILL. Can you be that friend for me? Internet friends are the new real life human. See, I’m on my 2nd child. This we know. But aren’t 2nd time moms supposed to be like, relaxed about stuff? Aren’t they supposed to look at […]

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After 2 years, 2 kids, 200 cat naps, I FINALLY beat the cat nap. TAKE THAT CATS.

You guys. I have been quiet around here because I feel like as SOON as I put this into legitimate word writings, it will disappear. Like when Britney was all “Slave 4 U” in her matching denim outfits with Justin in public…. POOF Justin’s all, “what comes around goes around”. Whatever, you get it. Ok I’m […]

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Ruby vs. The Sleep. One has come out on top.

Maybe I should always include a giveaway in my controversial posts. Maybe I should also specifically instruct everyone to not be an asshole in the comments regularly. I say this because ALL 328 comments left on the last post were supportive, positive and encouraging. Thank you for that. Let’s get something clear people, whether a […]

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We’re knee deep in crying. RUBY’S CHOICE. Jesus just take me now.

F balls you guys. F balls. I have unwillingly found myself in cryitoutsville. Alone. Well, G is here. But he’s pitiful at emotional support. I know you’re asking, how on earth are you unwillingly doing cry it out with a baby? Babies are not smart. They can’t run shit. Meet Ruby. Running shit. So here’s […]

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My kid won’t sleep part a million. Also google is f-ing with me.

You know how when your kid is acting a fool and you’re like at a real low point. Like the kid is eating toilet paper daily (you know who you are). Or the kid is hitting your face because you won’t let him run across the highway with a butcher knife. Or maybe you’re like […]

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