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What’s a MODG?

Your face. No, a MODG is actually an acronym. It stands for Martinis or Diaper-Genies? And that’s not a question. Well it is, but not right now in this paragraph you are reading. But kind of. This blog started back when I was a drunk hooch and now I’m a mom with a dramababy. Oh and I don’t own a diaper genie. And the question will always be there of me and my asshole shenanigans or responsible mom business. Probably a little of both.

When did you have a baby?

December 8th, 2010.  I had a little boy who is quite possibly more dramatic than me. Here is the birth story

part 1

part 2

part 3

Why do you like Danny Tanner?

Danny Tanner represents all things sacred and pure in life. He is a tall, lean drink of water.

Why do you stand on your toilet?

Contrary to popular internet belief, this is not to be funny or jokey. I don’t have a full length mirror and this is the only way I can see my shoes. And you best know I won’t leave the house without the full frontal.

I am offended by _____ and _____ and ______ and ______ and _____ and you talking about my mom.

Here’s the thing. I’m a reverend. I can’t offend you. It’s like not possible.  So reevaluate your feelings and get back to me when you want to be cool with the universe again. Your mom said so.

Ok, I heard what you had to say. Why should I keep reading this crap?

Are you sober? If answered yes, you shouldn’t. Are you mean? if answered yes, you should. Do you like to participate in controlling someone’s life via the internet because the writer of some blog has a disproportionately high amount of trust in strangers? I think you have your answer.