It’s the most wonderful time of year. You know, when your children finally come home from school for weeks at a time and you get to spend quality time together over the many many days of cold and rain. You are lucky that you get to just sit inside and watch their little faces play nicely together.
I HATE WINTER BREAK. IT’S SO LONG I WANT TO DIE MY FACE OFF.
My kids have been home since last Wednesday and don’t go back until January 4th. They are only in school for like 3 hours a day but I NEED THOSE 3 HOURS I DO I DO.
All day: I’m bored. She bonked into my penis. He is taking my treasure. She threw the cat at me.
THIS IS NOT MY CHRISTMAS WISH. My Christmas wish? A world where winter break meant that you put your children on a child proof and secure sleigh, which takes them to the North Pole with all the other children of the world. Or they just go to grandma and grandpa’s house. Either.
I love my children. I do. I just can’t love them the same amount in a 24 hour period. And you internet, understand. You always are there for me.
So happy holidays. Happy winter break. I’ll leave you with this.