I’m here. Sort of. I’m here in a fuzzy, I can kind of see through my frizzy bangs and dirt halo sort of way.
I’m going to say this. Military wives are my heros. They deserve badges and buckets of gold and honors and things like that.
It’s March. It’s snowing. March is a whore.
Also today I introduced coffee back into my diet. Next I’ll be introducing cocaine.
Ruby cut her first tooth.
G smacked me 98 times and is becoming the tantrum champ of the east.
Ruby thinks that 20 minutes of sleep is all that babies need. Ruby hangs out with some asshole babies.
So all of that.
I’ll update you as I can. Send nannies.