Winner winner bracelet dinner.

And the winner of the Adorn 512 bracelet is….

i babysat kids when i was thirteen and i just don’t understand how people thought i was mature enough to watch their kids. then again all i did was play with them. and make the easiest dinners ever because i was THIRTEEN after all, haha.
oh and i love that store, somehow i’d never heard of it before. but i adore the turquoise and gold bracelets, so pretty!


Katelin won by random drawing. Although I did disqualify those of you who just left comments saying what jewelry you wanted. NOT in the rules. And I’m in a mood. So we’ll be following rules today.

Katelin you have 24 hours to contact me at modgblog at gmail dot com

And if she doesn’t, we’ll pick another winner. But don’t kill her or anything. That’s too much for a bracelet.

Also, update on the babysitter:

She was great and get this….SHE JUST DID HER HOMEWORK. I know….

But then. THEN. Someone who will remain nameless who referred the babysitter to me sent my last post TO HER MOTHER. Yes I could kill her. So it’s debatable if we’ll be using the babysitter again. Call me crazy, but I don’t know if I want our teenage babysitter knowing the intimate details of my hemorrhoids and old lady vagina.

That’s all for now internet.

Off to kick this Monday in the groin.




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amanda jones April 2, 2012 at 11:11 am

Let me share my young babysitting story with you.
I don’t know how old I was but i was in Jr high. I baby sat my moms friends 3 year old brat. He was being potty trained at the time. He was wearing a pull up and decided to take the worlds biggest nastiest dump in it. Now this was before you could tear the sides, or if you could i didn’t know you could. So i pull it down to change him and shit gets EVERYWHERE. I was pissed. I didn’t understand how this brat could operate a television but couldn’t poop in the toilet. So o cleaned it, got a fresh pull up and put it on his head. He was mad and cried and i was like”whatever little dude shit in the toilet next time” so there he sits on his little chair, one leg up on the arm, pull up on head, when his parents came home. They asked what was going on and i said “I’m potty training him…” little brat.

Mayor Gia April 6, 2012 at 7:38 am

Hahahhaah I hope they paid you extra for your creativity.

Brandy April 2, 2012 at 11:13 am

Nameless somebody needs a swift kick in the face.

Wendy April 2, 2012 at 11:29 am

Hopefully, the babysitter’s mom has a sense of humor. Not nice of your friend to send your post to her. I know your blog is open to the public, but that was an invasion of your privacy and puts you in an awkward postion.

Kelly April 2, 2012 at 11:34 am

I am with Brandy, she needs a swift kick in the face AND the vagina hole. who DOES that? ugh, nothing annoys me more than a whiney (whiny?) weenie.

Katie E. April 2, 2012 at 10:43 pm

Okay, I have a wicked sense of humor, so I would probably have sent the blog to the babysitter’s mom. And I bet the mom was like, “wow, she’s funny, and I am so glad she chose my daughter to babysit her precious G.” That is how I would be after I changed my panties from laugh-peeing. So glad the teen sitter worked out for you. I love church girls, and both of my boys adore the 16 year olds who come here to watch them. Glad all is well in your world. I had to play catch-up due to major manuscript editing going on here in the dirty south. But my author is set, so I get to read well written and raunchy things again. Yay!

Lauren April 4, 2012 at 10:34 pm

I was going to leave a comment, but now that I know her mother might read it, I feel vulnerable and scared.

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