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I’ve been writing about poop for 3 years. I finally learned how to spell diarrhea.

November 21, 2011

Can’t post today. I have diarrhea. I also clogged the toilet.


This post is brought to you by B. Who unclogged the toilet and is the winner of the GPA.



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  • Amanda Black November 21, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    I can’t spell it so I like to just call it the big D. Sad for you. Maybe try a diaper? Oh… and they have some flushable wipes.

  • Karen November 21, 2011 at 8:56 pm

    Invest in butt plugs and air freshener.

    Feel better soon!

  • anne November 21, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    Funny, I literally learned out to spell that today too lol. However, I call it Millport Road after a road near us…that way my husband and I can talk about it in public, and well, because diarrhea is a gross word to say/hear!

  • Rachel C November 21, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    why why why did I read this while eating pumpkin pie?!

    • Nikki November 22, 2011 at 2:55 am

      LOL this is awesome

  • clarissa November 21, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    Best of luck with that.

  • KT November 21, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    I think I may have been more embarrassed to win a 6th grade spelling bee because I knew how to spell that word! It does nothing for the ego to know how to spell it…that just means you’ve had to write it for something…

    • KT November 21, 2011 at 9:16 pm

      oh, and feel better, MODG.

  • Katy November 21, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    My mom calls it the dying rears…

  • lindsay November 21, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    Try and look on the bright side…maybe it will help with the FUPA?

    • Erica November 21, 2011 at 10:26 pm

      Shut the Front Door! I was thinking the same exact thing!! Butt pee = a slim FUPA…

  • Elle November 21, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    You look topless in that drawing…do you usually poop in the nude? :)

  • KatieB November 21, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    I clean our church as my job. 400 people who all wait to poop til they come to church.
    So I’m suffering from a rather annoying case of all day sickness (whoever called it morning sickness should be shot. It was probably a man), and I came upon a beauty of a clogged toilet.
    No toilet paper in this one!
    It was all yum yums!
    I fled to the church secretary who is one of about 5 people in the world who know I’m pregnant and she, being the nicest, sweetest, most understanding person, took on that toilet and plunged it for me.
    Which is a relief, cuz otherwise I would’ve had to be cleaning up puke as well as poop juice.
    Here’s to the plungers of the toilets.
    May they live long happy lives.

    • mika November 22, 2011 at 3:13 pm

      OMG I don’t even know where to begin. You deserve some sort of saintly award…

  • meg November 21, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    Oh man! Now that is love! B unclogged the toilet for you. A well deserved GPA. Feel better. That’s a rough thing to be sick with when you have a little mobile man.

  • Katie E. November 22, 2011 at 1:02 am

    Love conquers all, even the clogged toilet.

  • Nikki November 22, 2011 at 2:57 am

    Aww that’s nice that he unclogged the toilet. If my boyfriend had to do that for me… Wait, no, he won’t. He has a thing about toilets. He just tells me to do it while he laughs….

  • KMW November 22, 2011 at 7:15 am

    I can’t spell it either… I just call it “the hurries” – you hurry to the bathroom and it hurries out of you.

    • KellyG November 22, 2011 at 7:57 am

      OMG! I think I just died. “The hurries”! I love your explanation!

    • Sarah C November 22, 2011 at 10:52 am

      I am now going to call it the hurries! soo funny!

  • Sarah C November 22, 2011 at 10:51 am

    I can’t spell it either. I call it “the runs” that’s a normal one. I love the picture with this one. Your lucky to have B, my boyfriend would be like “Ew, unclog it yourself.” : (. I hope it goes away soon.

  • Mrs. Pancakes November 22, 2011 at 11:05 am

    Lol…this is great!!

  • Katie November 22, 2011 at 11:55 am

    Ugh, I just started to recover from shooting everything I’ve ever eaten out of both ends, simultaneously. I feel your pain sister. Fortunately there were no clogs, though it probably would have just triggered another vomfest. Ew.

  • teresa November 22, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    to the chicks who have boyfriends that won’t unclog toilets…seriously? are they men or boys?

    • Susan November 22, 2011 at 3:00 pm

      Absolutely, Teresa! Dump them NOW before tougher issues down the road!!!!

  • TheReset November 22, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    We call it a downset stomach…. An upset stomach would be vomit. Up… Down.

  • linka72 December 2, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    Whoa..I thought it had an H in it…see? you CAN learn things on the innernetts