B: You sure are wearing those fake Uggs a lot.
Me: They are so goddamn comfortable, I physically cannot remove them from my feet.
B: You should probably do a blog update since you tore that shoe guy a new asshole.
Me: Don’t tell me what to do.
Me: Stop judging me.
Me: I’M ONLY WEARING THEM INSIDE ANYWAY AND THEY ARE STILL UGLY
Me: Fine you moral asshole.
So here it is.
The Fuggs are as freaking comfortable as a pile of soft baby skin wrapped around my toes and when I wake up in the morning I can’t wait to put them on my feet. And when I take them off I miss them. And when I sometimes forget about them and see them on the floor, my heart skips a beat at the thought of putting them back on.
I will still never wear them in public though. Also don’t tell anyone I’m wearing them in the house either. I’m just telling the internet and that’s like only a few people anyway.
Don’t forget it B.