** IF YOU HAVE COME TO THIS POST TO STALK THE NURSERY, I’M COOL WITH THAT. JUST DON’T EMAIL ME ASKING WHERE I GOT ALL THIS CRAP. IT’S ALL LISTED RIGHT HERE.**
I’m going to be honest with you. This whole nursery thing was 80% about me and 20% Plank and -70% about B. I like doing stuff. And by stuff I mean making things pretty. Things like parties and weddings and rooms and ugly friends. There is nothing better than taking a bag of shit and turning it into sparkle gems. ALSO I’m going to admit that it was way hard for me to decorate a boy room. That’s why it’s pretty much not a boy room. And I’m ok with that. So is Plank. He’s a little metro so we worked it out.
Ok enough word vomit. Here’s the room. Also this peep show isn’t free. Please see the end for your payment.
TA DAAAAH! PLANKTON’S SPARKLE WOODS ROOM. See, if I had to live in the woods, I would hope that 1) there would be aqua colored seating and 2) only birds and owls and no other creatures. And like I said, this room is 80% about me. I think boys totally like aqua though. Totally. Also this room is MODGBLOG colored. Win.
That dresser was bought on Craigslist for 30 bucks and refinished by B. This idea was maybe stolen from www.younghouselove.com. What? I can steal stuff too. Almost all the chachkies you see around the room are from Etsy. I’ll detail sources later.
Do you want to be my baby?
That closet was also built by B and the fine people of Ikea. All it takes is a beer and 54 whiney complaints like “but B! puhleeeeease build the clooooseeeeeet?!!” And then magic it happens.
Those are little booties we got for Plankster in Finland. That means it’s better than most stuff so it goes in a frame.
That mobile came straight from Japan from a little man who sits on a lake and makes origami. You think I’m kidding. I’m looking for an inspirational/awesome quote for that owl to say. Taking suggestions.
There’s Plankton’s lullabye and his thumb print tree from the shower. And an owl face, that appears to be scarier than I remember.
More Etsy crap and also Willy posing because this is dignified photography and not that bullshit that Charlie puts up with.
And there you have it my friends.
I’m sure you have some questions about where I got what. Leave me your questions for sourcing in your comments and I’ll have a list for you by tomorrow. Maybe. I just don’t feel like it right now because I have to cook dinner still and watch my dvr without pants on.
Ok PAYMENT TIME.
1) I was nominated for best pregnancy blog on The Bump. Please vote for me if you enjoy the education I’ve provided on hemorrhoids, nipple size and stroller safety. VOTE HERE
2) I have Plankton’s room entered in a nursery contest on Ohdeedoh. It’s not published yet but when it is I need ALL HANDS ON DECK. This is one of those bullshit contests where you have to register to vote. But remember how important our friendship is to you and how I stayed up all of those nights holding your hair back while you drunk puke. You owe me. You can prepare yourself and register here.
And there you have it friends. I give you full permission to copy the shit out of anything you see here and I promise I won’t blow your ass up on my blog. For real. See how sparkly mature I am?