It’s back it’s back IT’S BACK. My god. I have never “seen” so many internet friends dying to put their grossest secrets on the internet. I’ll be honest. Confession posts are a pain in the ass for me. Going back and reading through them, injecting witty comments, finding pictures, designating princesses. You know, it’s a lot. But we’ll start fresh today.
I’m going to start and end with my confession. You may freak out.
So I’m KIND of over Suri Cruise. I know. I just feel like she is so 2009/ Spring 2010. She needs a new bit. I’m over her barefeet and straggle hair. It’s like a new era and I have a new love.
You all may know her, but please meet Shiloh/John:
Shiloh like seriously HATES being a girl. She insists on being called “John” (loves it), only wears her brother’s clothes and told her mom that if she didn’t cut all of her hair off right this second she would ram her toy dump truck over her face.
There is nothing I love better than a baby with an attitude and John will straight up slice you open with his sword if you put her in a dress.
Sorry Suri. Step up your game and maybe I’ll let you back into my world.
Ok your turn with the confessions. Next week I’ll start featuring you all again. I’ll just set aside 6.5 hours of my time to make it happen.
Go to it.