Ok, most of you caught on that I am not opening a goddamn traveling usa poop exhibit with real scientists and storing my own poop samples in the refrigerator. MOST of you. Some of you, did not. I even put a link in the post that says this is stupid false and you are an April Fool’s fool. However I’m less concerned about you being maximum strength gullible and more concerned with what this says about me as a person.
That OR you are April Foolsing ME now. And this is really a never-ending cycle of fools.
Consider this the tip of my hat to you, you fools:
This is amazing! To be the country’s premeire poop expert…that really is big time stuff. Congrats!
omg how cool!!! let me know when youre in ny, xxxoo
That’s…..the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard. And I don’t even have poop issues. This will not, however, stop me from going to your exhibit. I just am…wow. WOWZERS.
(then she caught on)
I think it sounds pretty shitty, if you ask me! Bahahahahahaha
Philadelphia just became the site for my future vacation home.
Lauren: You are amazing! This traveling poop exhibit is the greatest thing I’ve Ever heard of!!! Love it
Wendi: HOLY SHIT! (no pun intended) is this for real? Poop is the best…doing it..and talking about it. I am there!
Yeah, now that I think about it. I like this. I really like that you thought I could do this for real. It gives me hope for my future.