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Really girls? I mean really?

April 1, 2010

Ok, most of you caught on that I am not opening a goddamn traveling usa poop exhibit with real scientists and storing my own poop samples in the refrigerator. MOST of you. Some of you, did not. I even put a link in the post that says this is stupid false and you are an April Fool’s fool. However I’m less concerned about you being maximum strength gullible and more concerned with what this says about me as a person.

That OR you are April Foolsing ME now. And this is really a never-ending cycle of fools.

Consider this the tip of my hat to you, you fools:

Milltini said…
This is amazing! To be the country’s premeire poop expert…that really is big time stuff. Congrats!

Dollface said…
omg how cool!!! let me know when youre in ny, xxxoo

Gini said…
That’s…..the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard. And I don’t even have poop issues. This will not, however, stop me from going to your exhibit. I just am…wow. WOWZERS.
(then she caught on)

melifaif said…
I think it sounds pretty shitty, if you ask me! Bahahahahahaha

Sara said…
Philadelphia just became the site for my future vacation home.

via Facebook:
Lauren: You are amazing! This traveling poop exhibit is the greatest thing I’ve Ever heard of!!! Love it

Wendi: HOLY SHIT! (no pun intended) is this for real? Poop is the best…doing it..and talking about it. I am there!

Yeah, now that I think about it. I like this. I really like that you thought I could do this for real. It gives me hope for my future.

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  • sarah April 1, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    So wait, you're not traveling the globe to educate on poop?

  • Petunia Face April 1, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    I totally bought it and was just sitting here trying to think of the right words of congratulations.

    And what does it say about me that I would go to such an exhibit and am slightly disappointed that it's all a farce???

  • SarahDocherty April 1, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    I hope that someone buys you this. I saw this and immediately thought of you:


  • Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic April 1, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    I'm all about an MODG world tour but I think I'd rather have it be of your toilet shoe pictures in a fine art museum vs. the stuff INSIDE the toilet. 😉

    You almost had me but then I remembered LINKAGE (usually at work I just read the blog then visit the links after the comment is posted) You have taught me to know better!!

  • Milltini April 1, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    why the hell not? if they can have an entire exhibit dedicated to dead bodies, why in the hell wouldn't they have an exhibit on feces. and seriously, just google the word “poop” and i am sure you come up as a top natural search listing. you and dr. oz could go in on this together. whatever, i freaking hate april fools day…but i'll tip my hat to you and say well played.

  • Denise April 1, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    OMG You are too funny! You have me laughing out loud (at work!). Even your about me is funny!

  • Monique-aka-Surferwife23 April 1, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    Awesome. When I saw on Twitter that you had a 'big announcement' today I knew then that whatever it was, was your AFD joke.

    But I really, really love the poop worshippers you have there.

  • Cee April 1, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    I fell for it for a minute. I'll admit it.

  • MiMi April 1, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    Shit. I missed the link. Damn.

  • randomblogette April 1, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    bwaahahahaha! That is hilarious. I didn't fall for it but I had to hit the link! Way to reference Zoobilee Zoo! Now that brings back some memories!

  • Becky Mochaface April 1, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    It was a brilliant joke. And kinda, sorta somewhat believable. Until the keeping poop in your refidgerator.

  • A Lil Story April 1, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    pull off a joke and learn a little more about urself and ur readers.

    triple win post… but still a little vom-ish.

  • I am Trish Marie April 1, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    Well, obviously, there is a whole untapped market. You could be missing your calling.

    I did want to add that I am a little scared of what goes on in your head.

  • Dollface April 1, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    hahahaha… april fools to me! xxxoo

  • meredith April 1, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    i still just wish you were pregnant.

  • melifaif April 1, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    For the record, I knew you were pooping a fast one…I mean, pulling a fast one…but it was almost believable coming from YOU!

  • melifaif April 1, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    And sparkle farts??? Priceless.

  • I'm Jane April 1, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    See, now that's a shame. With all the cheesesteak places in town, Philly really does have it's very own level of poop specialness which deserves it's own exhibit.

    Dream big. This could be your calling.

  • Milltini April 1, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    I am still laughing about this…and also still thinking how I can be your agent and turn this s%&^ into gold…literally. I'm thinking reality series?

  • *LLUVIA* April 1, 2010 at 3:44 pm


    I did read those comments on the last post!! Double laughs!


  • ZDub April 1, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    I'm so disappointed in the Internets right now.

  • Sarah Lynn April 1, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    HAHA….Great April Fool's….

  • Legally Fabulous April 1, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    god people are so fucking stupid I can't handle it.

  • Cara April 1, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    bahahaha! I think the funniest part was zubilee zoo- I forgot about that shit show! xx

  • Mainland Streel April 1, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    You realize that this makes you super powerful, right? You could say anything! :)

  • Katelin April 1, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    i showed up to the party too late and totally missed the joke, but that's pretty hilarious. nicely done.

  • EL April 1, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    zoobilliy yourself.
    STUPID joke.
    STUPID blog.

    april fools! your HIlarious.

  • Sara April 1, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    I'm still waiting for the double April Fools where you say, “JK! My poo is on display!”

  • KK April 2, 2010 at 12:13 am

    You can do this (wo)man!

  • Rach April 2, 2010 at 12:20 am

    I heart this post simply because of the pic. Mr. T. is the voice on my GPS… he tells me “TURN LEF', FOO'!!” and I have no choice but to obey. I don't wanna get my ass kicked on the morning commute.

  • The Guy's Perspective April 2, 2010 at 6:34 am

    I hate when I miss a good discussion on poop. Damn!


  • Windy City Kelley's April 2, 2010 at 9:16 am

    ha ha, too funny!

  • Kristin April 2, 2010 at 11:23 am

    Darn, and I was already to buy tickets. Ah ha ha

  • Christina In Wonderland April 2, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    I still hold to the fact that I'd go see that shit… literally. :)

    But, yeah, greatest April Fool's Ever.

  • mamagooch April 3, 2010 at 7:24 am

    I'd go.

  • SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB April 3, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    completely unrelated but am too lazy to go onto my email acct and email you.

    wondering if you have hacked onto my blog bc THIS was the ad at the bottom


    with a picture of YOU KNOW WHO on it

  • Sanity Fair April 5, 2010 at 11:41 am