I'm funny

These 19 seconds explain what happens to me after 2 rum and ciders at 11am.

March 30, 2010

I FORCED B to take this music video of me. B was like “this is weird this is weird this is weird”

Then I fall over a snow couch. Who puts couches in the snow?!

Oh, you should know we arrived home last night at 2am and it’s 7am.
And my body is on pacific time. My fat bloated body that is. I think this is what nitrogen balloons maybe feel like.


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  • Meghan March 30, 2010 at 7:05 am

    Can we please be friends? Thank you.

  • jules March 30, 2010 at 7:27 am

    I love that nobody else in the background is watching you. And those sparkles with that orange are the way to go!

  • prettyface March 30, 2010 at 7:47 am

    LMFFFFFAAAOO!!! Thanks for this. Thank you, thank you thank. you.

    LOL!!! Great start to my Tuesday. F'ing hilarious.

  • Victoria March 30, 2010 at 7:53 am

    Love the sparkles on the slopes. Love your dance moves.
    You are famous! Kisses

  • carrie1 March 30, 2010 at 7:59 am

    Love the orange coveralls! =)

    And I feel you on the fat and bloated part… damn Aunt Flo!!!

  • Cathy March 30, 2010 at 8:00 am

    You are a crazy woman. This is awesome.

  • PeaceLoveApplesauce March 30, 2010 at 8:04 am

    Oh My Gawd.. Hilarious!
    Must be perfectly normal there since no one seems to mind.. Ha!

  • *LLUVIA* March 30, 2010 at 8:53 am


    This is great!! You superstar, you!!!

  • Destined to be an old woman with no regrets. March 30, 2010 at 9:09 am

    Really, moments like this make me say “Screw east coast NC…I'm moving up north where people know how to have fun.”

    I <3 you.

  • amy March 30, 2010 at 9:10 am

    Just caught up on all of your vacation posts – looks like an amazing trip!!! I am really happy for you guys. Hope we can meet up again soon!

  • Katie March 30, 2010 at 9:20 am

    Love it. You're hilarious.

  • chinamommy March 30, 2010 at 9:29 am

    “JULES” already said it, but it was the 1st thing i noticed too…. no one is watching –WHAT IN THE WORLD??

  • WannabeVirginia W. March 30, 2010 at 9:32 am

    Can I make a request? Kidding. Hope you had a great time. Now go to a poop spa to unbloat.

  • Dollface March 30, 2010 at 9:42 am

    a couch in the snow, hahaha… oh my… xxxxoooo

  • Kristen March 30, 2010 at 9:56 am

    This cracks me up! That outfit was really somting, I'd have never thought to pair orange coveralls with a sequin top 😉

  • Brittney March 30, 2010 at 10:05 am

    I love it!!! :)

  • Tammy@InStitches March 30, 2010 at 10:12 am

    haha, I'll take two of those !

  • BugginWord March 30, 2010 at 10:16 am

    Word to your sequins. Boo to the snow. Fuck to the snow couches.

  • Big Boops March 30, 2010 at 10:17 am

    Holy Coveralls Batman!!!

  • Mrs. Newlywed Giggles March 30, 2010 at 10:23 am

    Awesome….. now that's how you vacation!

  • tincupchalice March 30, 2010 at 10:34 am

    LMAO. Looks like y'all had a fabulous time!

  • ZDub March 30, 2010 at 10:36 am

    Why does B judge you?

    Obviously he doesn't care about the Internets like Jeff.

    Also, you have mad dance skillz.

  • twononblondes March 30, 2010 at 10:59 am

    Really? No one was watching you dance? The impromptu music video deserved a massive crowd.

  • The Batcave March 30, 2010 at 11:00 am

    I played this for Avery and he laughed. I am so glad he gets your funny. I may or may not have told him you were related to Elmo. Miss you

  • Demi Eliese March 30, 2010 at 11:04 am

    i love love love you and think you are the funniest person EVERRRRRRRRRRRR.

  • Becky Mochaface March 30, 2010 at 11:14 am

    I don't know why B thought it was weird. Looked like a normal day in orange ski bib and sparkle jacket to me. Loved it!

  • Here It Comes March 30, 2010 at 11:19 am

    I feel that B tries to hold you back from reaching your full awesomeness potential. Keep your oppressive “weird” comments to yourself, B. Is he jealous? I think he just wishes he had the balls to dance and sing with sparkles in the snow.

  • Heather D March 30, 2010 at 11:31 am

    He stopped recording just as it was going to get awesome!

    Rum and cider? Seriously? Why have I never heard of or thought of that. Damn.

  • Confessions of a Mother, Lawyer & Crazy Woman March 30, 2010 at 11:36 am

    Why are you not a pop star?! Someone needs to get you a music contract, stat.

  • Carol {Everyday Delights} March 30, 2010 at 11:39 am

    haha! Awesome!

  • Carol {Everyday Delights} March 30, 2010 at 11:39 am

    haha! Awesome!

  • randomblogette March 30, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    That is awesome!

  • MiMi March 30, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    Dude. You totally almost did the full on Running Man move.

  • Molly March 30, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    I love how the people to the left aren't even looking at you.

  • Mommy Lisa March 30, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    Snowpants and a Sparkle Cardi?

    You are so a music video! 😉

  • Deborah March 30, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    Very funny! Glad you back home safe and sound!

  • Bailey March 30, 2010 at 1:04 pm

    I kind of think you are like an adorable wind up toy (that is wound up by rum ciders) that would be realllyyyy entertaining for me to hang around with. But you don't seem like you are easily bullied which is a bummer because one of my FAVE tricks is making my drunk friends get braids on trips to the beach, and I think you would be too smart to fall for that one.

  • Rebecca March 30, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    ok, so i've always been a #1 fan of the suri cruise posts. HOWEVER, i think this music video may just take the cake. best post ever! i worked at record labels and in studios for a long time, and this type of rhythm/creativity/skillz is hard to f'ing come by.

    hearts to kelly and hearts to you, g-friend.

    and don't worry suri, celebrity baby sparkle hearts to you too. do a dance to kelly clarkson and you'll be back in the top spot soon.

  • I'm Jane March 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    Makes me wonder what might have happened if there had been a snow toilet….

  • Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic March 30, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    BAH! This is awesome. We need more. TOO FUNNY! Well done girl. And way to play off backing yo' thing up to the snow couch, excellent!

  • Mainland Streel March 30, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    It is sad that cider + rum has never occurred to me. I must try this. :)

  • foxy March 30, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Wow – such emotion! But really… snow couches? What the hell?

  • sarah March 30, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    Those sequins really catch the light.

  • Mari March 30, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    you are amazing…like UH-MAZING!!! please by my friend too?

  • Mari March 30, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    you are amazing…like UH-MAZING!!! please by my friend too?

  • Shandal March 30, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    Your dancing made me think of The Breakfast Club. Nice moves.

  • Jenny DB March 30, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    fabulous sequins. just the perfect touch for your music video debut. but seriously, this made my day!

  • Sarah RDH March 30, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Um I def. want to see the full length version. And I'm really into “Bad Romance” & whatever that LG song w Beyonce is, so if you could do a little of that, that'd be great. You could do a new series of music videos. Move over toilets.

  • Monique-aka-Surferwife23 March 30, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    This is a direct quote from my 4 year old Haley:

    “Oh, that was weird.

    Can I see it again?

    I kinda like that girl.”

    You have officially arrived when Haley approves.

  • Monique-aka-Surferwife23 March 30, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    So we watched it again and she said:

    “I was trying to learn the words to that song but that loud boy was talking.”

    In other words, please tell B to pipe down.

  • Oughta Say No March 30, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    This made my day! I needed it.

  • Krystyn March 30, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    Total bouncing and jumping awesomeness.

  • Morgan March 30, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    I'm impressed by your drunk dancing skills… you actually looked legit!

    Snow couches are put there for people who drunk dance in the snow, fyi.

  • Aly @ Analyze This March 30, 2010 at 9:06 pm

    Hahaha!! Love it!

  • Queen of Feisty March 30, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    Again a reason to love you. Well a few reasons. Orange snow suit. Lip syncing in the snow. And the couch thing is awesome too.

    Thanks for sharing.


    (sorry I've been missing. no good excuse)

  • EL March 31, 2010 at 4:06 am

    ohh i died watching this! we need to have a dance party. fyi im probably going to watch this video EVERYday its 19 seconds of giggles and rainbows! really is that modg dancing or kelly clarkson style dancing? just wondering. off to go rewatch and laugh more! thanks for caring & sharing!

  • nic March 31, 2010 at 5:54 am

    Can we please be bestest friends forever?

  • .jimaie.marie. March 31, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    omg, the stumble over the snow couch was the cherry on top. I DIE! You are ridiculous and I may have watched this 4 times b/c I need this laugh, xoxo!

  • Erin @ YoungForever March 31, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    I love B's back-up vocals. haha.

  • Sarah Lynn April 1, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    I've had a crummy couple of days, but thanks for making me smile! The video was great!

  • mamagooch April 3, 2010 at 7:31 am

    I watched that twice. AND LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY. Love the sequins.