I FORCED B to take this music video of me. B was like “this is weird this is weird this is weird”
I’m all, IT’S NOT WEIRD IT’S IMPORTANT AND SPECIAL.
Then I fall over a snow couch. Who puts couches in the snow?!
Oh, you should know we arrived home last night at 2am and it’s 7am.
And my body is on pacific time. My fat bloated body that is. I think this is what nitrogen balloons maybe feel like.