So everyone hates me. Well everyone who has never read my blog before. And guess what? Gmail even hates me.
I got a lot of “you attacked someone you don’t even know” and then I was called a sicko by some stranger in Alabama. Neat.
As much as you new gals think you have me pegged for the bully, or the mean girl. You probably don’t know me either because I go out of my way with this blog to never purposely hurt anyone or be the dreaded “mean” to anyone. Yes I’m sarcastic, yes I’m blunt but that’s it. I promise. I can honestly tell you that yesterday’s post was funny to me. Funny and that’s all. I had no idea the word “mean” could offend so many people. Because I’m pretty sure that’s the worst I said. Mean.
And I really did think this girl would get my email and be all, she’s a weird loser. Let’s invite her and it will be funny. And I would have totally loved ever second of it. Do you think I would have showed up at her house alone only to mock her? That is scary and clearly you girls mean business.
So yesterday, I hit publish and had no idea the stream of controversy it would cause. If someone posted something similar about me, I would run over and say “got me sister, you’re a bitch and super funny”. But I probably wouldn’t say the things you said to me below.
Kettle: Pot you are black. Not pink and green.
I find it pretty rich that you are calling HER out as mean in this post. I’m no Lily lover, and I don’t know what that blogger is like in person, but guess what, neither do you. Did it ever occur to you that perhaps she didn’t get that email? Or that she knew she was being made fun of? And even if she was outright ignoring you, you think this is a reasonable response? We all need to stop validating bullying behavior. *Bully? really? If we’re talking about not knowing people, you don’t know me enough to make this comment. If you did you would know I am scared of anyone bigger than me and I’m 5’2”. So that’s like everyone. Nice to meet you.
So you’re a bitch. And you internet bully. *Wow bold start And you hate junior league, sororities, and all things deemed “high society”. *I’m going to say this 8 times. I was IN A SORORITY. I never said I hate them. In fact I love that they promote constant drunken behavior. Can’t we all just hug it out? *I’m not so touchy. I hate Lilly, but I am in the junior league and was in a sorority. I cuss and wear black and despise lobsters on pants. But was this post really necessary? Do you even know the person you’re hating on? Because I know if I received an email like yours, I wouldn’t have responded either. It’s clear you’re trying to make fun of her. *I make fun of everyone. But it’s not malicious. But if you read my blog you would know that. I have great respect for those who can dish it AND take it. Give it right back to me. Tell me I look bad with blue hair. I will love you for ever. Why would she respond? And an entire post? Really? *Yep, because it’s that funny Not to mention, you’ve just made this preppy blogger even more popular. You’re fueling readership to her blog. And I can tell you, as someone that knows her in person, she absolutely doesn’t care. *This is ok with me because I do not wish this girl harm. You get that right? It’s sad really…*I have the sads for me too because everyone is very mean to me today.
I COMPLETELY understand why this blogger didn’t email you back. It seems that you were trying to do a good job of making fun of her, while trying to learn more about her. As if she is some new species?? *THAT would have been funny It came off a little rude. This whole post does. It’s really SAD that you are stereotyping people. *Again with the sad. Everyone is sad for me. Send me presents please because you are so sad for me. I get that it’s your blog and I don’t have to read it and yadda yadda but you are being a BULLY! *AND A CAPS LOCK BULLY AT THAT And making fun of people you DON’T KNOW. SO get a life *Wait, just checking do you know me either? But I should get a life? and if the worst ammo is that some of your minions are going to blog bash me? Go for it. You’re still going to be saying hurtful things and no better off.
I’m not preppy at all. Im anti-preppy but that doesn’t mean I exclude preppy people from my life just because they wear Lilly *Wait you did see that I went to my friend’s Lilly themed party right? And she is my real life friend? Also, I would never consider being cruel and demeaning *Cruel now? Like that sarah maclaughlan commercial where people are mean to animals? I hope I am not that. I love kitties. to someone I’ve never met or spoken to. I dont read this blog but maybe Kappa Prep has more going on in her life than sitting around responding to emails and comments in her post. *You got me there, I definitely don’t have better things to do. Are you even sure she got the email? Sounds like you’re being pretty judgemental. You’re just as bad as the mean girls you pretend she is. *But way funnier
So you find this blogger who has nothing in common with you (and a huge readership) and decide to embark on a snarky little mission to join forces and therefore gain popularity for your own blog *bahahahaa I’m guessing we would attract “different” readers And she sees right through you, doesn’t respond (or hell, maybe she gets so many e-mails that she just hadn’t gotten to you yet… perhaps the letterpress was in the mail so to speak). So you? You show your complete and utter lack of class *Yes, I love the class comment, that’s what the real housewives say when they really wanna get you. Like god forbid you aren’t upper class. and attack her, not just making fodder of the situation but rather telling your groupies to write and make fun of her. That? Isn’t cool. This type of 7th grade let me get my Mean Girls to go after you because we’re different and I can’t manage to embrace that bullshit needs to end. I was in a sorority *ME TOO, joined JL, love my oversized pearls, and (gasp!) own no Lily. In fact, I find bright pink & green *good for you sister! not to be all that flattering. There are a lot of blogs I come across that I don’t like. And you know what? I’m sure people don’t like mine. But there’s this amazing thing that exists and it’s called maturity *And the little x button that closes the window on your screen. We use it to move on and find something we do like rather than be cruel to someone else. cruel. cruel cruel. This makes me sad.
Aside from all things pink & green, “preppy” and Lilly related, why do you feel the need to attack (!!) someone that you don’t know? I personally know this blogger and what you say is completely untrue. And just to make it very clear I don’t own a single piece of Lilly so the fact that we are friends has nothing to do with pink and green or Lilly. It’s pretty clear from your snarky email that you did not genuinely want to come to the Lilly Warehouse sale so who could blame her for not responding to you email (Yes I really did! I thought it would be funny and great on both ends).
Just because someone happens to be preppy or like Lilly doesn’t mean that they deserve to have hatred spewed towards them (I agree, that’s why I talked about my good friend Lilly birthday party girl). The same could be said about your creepy obsession with Suri Cruise (BAHAHAH points for a Suri mention!!), does warrant an attack because you are some sicko???? Everyone has different things that they are interested in……
Now I’m a sicko? Wow. These girls really are mean aren’t they?
**PS. This is not an apology. This is more of a confused side eye face followed by a realization nod of the head like, yeah you “ladies” proved my point**
SPARKLES FOR ALL.