In case you’re a weather moron and didn’t hear the news, we had a shit sack and a half of snow this weekend. Thereby, trapping B and I in the house. I realized this weekend that blizzards make me kind of murdery and I became very thankful for private rooms with doors. Here are some other weekend realizations:
1) When give a lot of free time and a computer, I gravitate towards activities involving pictures of myself (last weekend was Asian exploration, this one is the weekend of BANGS).
2) Painting bathrooms is for boys who pee on the toilet and not girls who stand on them.
So this weekend, L sent me the bombest coolest narcissistic website known to web kind: Taaz. L was all, I know you’re bored, so do stuff with pictures of yourself. I present the makeover website. Get ready to waste 17 hours of your life and possibly get fired from your job. You.are.welcome.
Ok this is what we started with. A super creepy picture of myself where I look like I could rape your brain with my eyes. Fun! Let’s make me over.