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My friend is getting the poop sucked out of her butt by another person.

January 26, 2010

There are a lot of people in my life who have majah poop issues. I am not one of them. But I hear a lot about poop in my day to day. Jealous? So my one special poop friend is all pretty and blonde and cute and you would never know it, but she claims to carry 4 days worth of poop around in her middles always. She says this is the bane of her existence. Well this morning she tells me on Saturday she’s getting it all super duper suctioned out of her butt hole, Ben Affleck style in a spa.

WAIT. WHAT? Poop? Spa? Like sucked through a tube into a plastic bucket on the flo’? Sickness.  She says that it’s totally natural and healthy and they have promised her to suck out not only old crusty poop from her innards but also PARASITES who live in her body and have camped out all Bachelor style in a tent with 7 other female parasites waiting for roses, in her intestines. They also tell her she will look like she has lost 10 lbs. Let’s be honest, that’s the real reason why we’re all interested in this to begin with. The skinnies.

So when I had lasers done to the vag hair hole, I was all…where is the robot who I have to spread for? Because if you think I’m sitting naked, frog leg style for some 23 year old fresh out of nursing school, you are a fool’s fool. Well I was the fool’s fool because that’s exactly what I did and so will my poop friend. This nonsense takes place in a “spa” and some nurse named Tina is going to stick a tube up her butt hole in plain sight and she has to sit there for like an hour with the butt fluids in her until they suck it all out and stare it. I’m sure Tina is super satisfied with her career. And a poop sucking center was never a spa.

Poop friend is all, I’m gonna come in on Monday and be so skinny and hot and you’re going to be so jealous. Poop friend is also uncomfortably into vampires so I think she thinks some creepy twilight sparkle transformation is going to happen where her skin is a diamond and her hair grows and she turns into the total package right before our eyes.  She’s crazy. Or is she?

Maybe she’s right. Maybe I have some parasites in me that are holding me back from my true potential. Maybe if I got them sucked out I could be famous and queen of charms. Maybe people sense my parasites like in some primal way without either of us knowing and that’s the only reason why great opportunity has passed me by. Not maybe, definitely.

Poop friend will report back on Monday and I will update you all. I may be next. I’m sure you’ll want pictures.

Good lucky poopy.

You should all know that Sarah swears on her navy and olive wedding that she only poops once a month! That is 12 times a year. Like a brown period. She thinks this is normal. I think she’s dying and I’m worried for her.

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  • BugginWord January 26, 2010 at 2:59 pm


  • singedwingangel January 26, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    colonic cleansing is what she is having and yes it is a very great thing to do.. Since according to medical doctors we should have a bowel movement about 20 minutes after every meal.. how many of us actually do that?? So good for her.. Oh yeah and parasites are also some of the reasons some women can never lose weight. They harbor in the body and live and thrive and literally cause us to crave sugars or starches. IF we take vitamins and have parasites might as well flush em down the potty cause that is where they will end up anyway parasites will not allow your body to absorb many of the vitamins and nutrients required for daily life. You can also purchase a whole body cleanse from Wal Mart and do the same thign..
    Oh yeah and if you eat any kind of fish you will also have a parasite called Liver flukes, in a smallnumber not that bad in great quantity they can cause all sorts of digestion problems..

  • sarah January 26, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    Colonics are supposedly like magic angels.

    Fun fact: I only poop once a month. S didn't believe me until I stayed with him for a long period of time. My doctor says it is fine as long as I don't feel constipated.

  • Elizabeth Marie January 26, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    One of my friends growing up used to do this in her house. Her family was all uber natural and they'd all do it. They were into juicing before juicing was cool, etc.

    I was scared. But she was super skinny and pretty and blonde.

  • jessalyn January 26, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    how do i know if i have parasites?! um. i am freaking out now.

  • Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic January 26, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    Poop Friend gets major props. I've always been curious about this but the thought of having to lay on a bed and have a tube up my bung hole doesn't appeal to me, at all!

    Good luck poo friend!

  • Amie January 26, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Yeah this is all pretty run of the mill in Los Angeles. The pretty girls are all, “got a manicure and a colonic now I am off to have a wheat juice shot and a spray tan” and so I am not surprised by anything people do to stay thin. After giving birth I got so backed up I had to go to the hospitial and have a nurse pull poop out of my butt. It her more than labor. My bootie is not going anywhere near the colonic for the time being. It has been over a year and I am still trying to heal the phsychological wounds.

  • mrs. darling January 26, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    oh. wow. i was SUPER excited when i read this because i swear i only poop every other week and this might be the magic answer! then i read the comments and now i'm terrified i have parasites and also intrigued because apparently a colonic makes you pretty and blonde and have sparkly skin.

  • Michelle Z January 26, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    So I guess the real question is, which would you prefer?

    Butthole poop cleansing or Swine Flu.

    Either way its all coming out right? 😉

  • Confessions of a Mother, Lawyer & Crazy Woman January 26, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    AHHHHH!!!!!!!! Hiding my eyes … so afraid/grossed out/intrigued … I am confused by my own feelings on this topic … look forward/dread her follow-up report.

  • At least I'm skinny January 26, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    That is the scariest thing I've ever heard of.

  • 3LittleMonkeys January 26, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    I always thought women avoided sticking anything up or into that area. Boy, am I wrong. What's next at the “spa”? I'm gonna be afraid to go there. So much for the typical massage and pedicure.

  • Geez Louise♥ January 26, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    MODG, please tell why in the world are you obsessed with poop…when there are so many good smelling, sparkly, shiny things in this owrld….WHY?! Oh and friend. Just to let you know I will be giving you more update on Glitz….VERY SOOOOON!! Be ready, you will die.

  • The Only Girl January 26, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Okay – I NEED to hear about this whole experience in great detail. I have a little, or should I say big, poop problem of my own and this could be the answer to my prayers. Report back immediately. I insist.

  • ZDub January 26, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    I was going to do this exact thing and I made an appointment last summer and everything.

    The goddamn place went out of business a week before I was supposed to go in.

    Please report back. I suffer from poop issues all the live long day.

  • hotpants™ January 26, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    People at work must wonder why I'm snickering. Yes, snickering.

  • saltsays January 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    Singedwingangel is a anus doctor of some sorts apparently. I love sushi, so I guess should take my seat over on the liver parasite section then.

    In theory, being 10 pounds thinner would be nice. However, I am unsure if I would be willing to subject myself to a poop tube in order to get there. Do you think they could knock me out for a procedure such as this?

  • Arizona Mamma January 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    Aside from being disgusting, this post has managed to make me paranoid. WTF? Then I read like the second comment, and am totally going to look for some cleansing thing like she mentioned. Thanks for that. I totally didn't have enough to think about.

    P.S. I read the post you two did about comments, etc. and I usually don't comment because I usually am left amused, but thinking “what the hell do you say to that?” So I say nothing.

  • MiMi January 26, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    Oh holy hell no. Poop vacuums. Shit. You make it all sound so glamorous.

  • Annie January 26, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    I don’t care how skinny poop friend will be after her spa visit on Saturday…that shit just ain’t right (on SO many levels)

    I feel sorry for Tina…her life sucks.

  • blabbing maggie January 26, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    as nice as being -10 lbs sounds, NOTHING and i repeat NO THING goes in my butt. exit ONLY. now i know i'm not alone in this, and i'm all about other people putting … ahem… things up their own holes, but not this girl.

    i poop more than once a month, but not usually more than 4 times per week. The Boyfriend thinks i'm deathly ill and should see a dr immediately. now i'm def not in case they tell me i need to get cleaned out like a bad portapottie.

  • Smart Ass Sara January 26, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Wow. OK, as a mom to a 4 year old with poop issues I can assure you that the following are true (as told to me by every kind of poop specialist out there) (ps..this is going to be gross)
    1. You should poop everyday. If you aren't- that is not normal. Something is wrong.
    2. Your poop should be light brown and be like a log.
    3. Poop should float.
    4. It shouldn't hurt to poop.
    5. When you do poop you shouldn't really have to clean. It should just come out. Or like minimal cleaning.
    6. Constantly getting sucked out like this or using enemas? Super not healthy. Actually- it can cause damage.
    7. If you don't poop regularly you may have um..accidents. Because eventually? It will come out as liquid.

    If not..
    1. Up your fiber intake. Benfiber is by far the least nasty stuff. You can put it in ANYTHING (food or drink) and not taste it. Just don't get the flavored shit. Yuck.
    2. If you haven't pooped in like 3 days, do a capful of Mirilax (you can buy it over the counter) and it might take a day or two to work.
    3. If you aren't regularly pooping (daily), you need Mirilax everyday.

    If you want to be more grossed out- let me know. I can fill you in. I hate poop and I most certainly did NOT sign up for this when I got preggers. Ew.

  • Cee January 26, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    I don't poop very often either…more than Sarah but still not a lot. Maybe I should try this thing? Or probably not becuase it would be very awkward.

  • Renee January 26, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    I have to agree, I'm horrified and intrigued at the same time…it's like a bad car wreck. I can't look away, I must know how this all comes out in the end!

  • boops January 26, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    you should poop once a day, so she's smart to get a colonic…you lasered you vag hair?

  • sarah January 26, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    I am proud of my pooping only once a month. It doesn't seem to effect me in any way, shape or form. So deal.

    But I am totally willing to do a colonic.

  • Cathy January 26, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    I like what smart ass sara has to say. My poop doesn't float though. And I won't be letting anyone near my asshole with any sort of sucking mechanism.

  • wines constantly January 26, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    The only way this procedure would ever be acceptable to me is if it included unconscious happy time with the good drugs.


    I guess if I survive giving birth, I maybe could survive forced shit removal. Especially for the 10 lbs. Because pregnancy is surely going to leave my middle in alarmingly fat shape.

  • Samma January 26, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    I only poop once a week or so. I totes want a colonic if it will make my tummy go down.

  • Bathwater January 26, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    It may sound ideal, but I'd hate to see the size of that log that comes out of Sarah at the end of the month.

  • P January 26, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    Four days of poop in her middle? I thought THAT was disturbing til you mentioned 30/31 days of poop.

    Perhaps it could be a porn for depraved people – (30) Days Of Poop.

    Just a thought…

  • foxy January 26, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    I am VERY interested to hear about what happens. WTF is the medical or spa term for this crap anyway?

  • Cuddleslut January 26, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Exactly how much is she paying for the “priveledge” of having someone suck the poop out.

    And holy cow, what a SHITTY (haha, shitty) job Tina has, being a professional poop sucker.

    PS. I think that “brown period” comment just made me pee my pants a little.

  • foxy January 26, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    And some people REALLY only poop once a week or once a month?? Dude. That does NOT seem right.

  • The Shabby Princess January 26, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    Yikes! I know that colonics were REALLY popular a few years back as the get the skinnies now craze. I don't know how I feel about that.

    Let me tell ya, I have some “issues” of my own, and while I've never had it vacuumed out, I can say that any issues like that are no fun at all!

  • J-ezzy January 26, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    This was beyond hilarious!! I poop once a day, sometimes twice. I think it's the one cup of coffee a day that keeps me regular and I love my vegetables! I can't imagine going more than 2 days without “going”, eek. Taking probiotics & Acidophilus really helps too!! Trader Joes sells those pills at great prices :)

    I can't wait to hear the results and I so wanna laser my “v”, lol.

  • Hipstercrite January 26, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    I've always wanted to get this done. The colon is the epicenter of your body. It deserves to be cleaned and cared for like a child. You've inspired me to actually go get this done! (I'll probably chicken out)

  • LMJ January 26, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    I get one of those done once a year. You feel awesome afterwards. You lay there on your back and just relax. You know that skinny feeling on your belly when you haven't eaten in days? It's like that, but without the not eaten in days thing. 😉

  • LMJ January 26, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    P.S. I poop twice a day. I eat lots of fiber.

  • Rachel January 26, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    Insanity. I don't believe someone poops only once a month. I poop pretty much 4 times a day… everyday. no joke.

  • ♥Amber Filkins♥ January 26, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Wow, that is like seriously disgusting!! Poop girl needs to eat some fiber. And vegetables. REAL food. And she needs to step away from the poop sucker, or else she'll have some real poop issues, b/c her body isn't going to know what the heck is going on b/c that is NOT NORMAL to have something suck poop out of your butt.

    On a different, but also related note, when I had my 2nd daughter, 2 years ago, the nurse convinced me that I should get an enema. So, she decides to give it to me with my husband AND mother in law in the room. I turn my butt away from them, obviously, to get it done. Except, um, they could see my FACE when I got it. Ya, that was much worse, lol. They STILL laugh at me for that.

    Ugh. Poop.

  • Rachel McPhillips January 26, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    I am intrigued by this. I want to look away but can't. Also, I need more info on this lasered vag hair. Did you really do that? Did it hurt? Is it worth it?

  • Casey January 26, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    i've considered this…how amazing it must feel to get all that poop out. i mean, i felt amazing after crapping my brains out all day from the chinese tea, but i'm pretty sure the tea wasn't scrubbing my intestines clean. a colonic must make you feel all shiny and new inside.
    but that area back there is strictly exit only and unless i'm dying, there ain't no way i'm sticking a hose up there. i'd rather drink a trash can full of chinese tea before someone blasts my butthole w/ water.

    PS…. OMG that was so LOL HILARIOUS!!! syke

  • Fruitcake January 26, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    oh, man. poop vacuum. *snicker*

    And seriously. Not I'm paranoid. And oddly intrigued.

  • Krista January 26, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    Ok, so I BARELY got through reading this post, but I made it…UNTIL I got to once-a-month-pooper-friend. What the what?! Are you freakin' kidding me? That's just gross.

  • Erin January 26, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    Sounds like a glorified enema to me. And positively lovely. Also kinda like a colonoscopy. But she doesn't have to fast first or do any “prep?” I feel for the person performing this job.

    Will there be photos to share?

  • AJ January 26, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    I poop everyday at the same time… sometimes I poop twice a day…

    I pooped most regularly when I became a vegetarian for a month… it really cleaned me out. JS

    I like to poop. I hate to be constipated… keep it regular man!

  • Two Normal Moms January 26, 2010 at 7:07 pm

    Once a month? What the heck does/doesn't she eat?
    So I've been tempted by colonics, but I still say, if it was meant to be cleaned, it would have been designed differently. Like not an almost inaccessible tube winding through the innards of your body.
    Or maybe not.

  • Ams January 26, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    Ummmm…. I have been gone for a week.
    Welcome back to me I think?
    This post has me dying to head over to the poop spa for sure.

  • Corrie Howe January 26, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    I always learning something new on your blog. It's so educational.

  • DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom January 26, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    I thought only famous people like courtney cox and suri cruise got stuff like High Colonics and anal bleaching. And you had your vaheen zapped of its hairs? Ouch!

  • SG January 26, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    So I poop like 3 times a day…basically after every big meal. When people ask how I stay so skinny I say it's because I poop a lot.

    Here's a question…do you look at your poop? I don't and my fiance thinks that's weird. But why would I want to look at my poop it's gross.

  • The Batcave January 26, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    I am convinced I have parasites. I want to be skinnier too. Poops once a month?? Thats just crazy speak.

  • Nikolett January 26, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    TMI Thursdays is in two days! LOL. Just kidding! But wow … I had no clue that spas specialized in … poo evacuation.

    And gah, it'd be so weird to only poop once a month! For me it's at least 3 times a week … err, TMI hehe.

  • Cassie January 26, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    Personally I think the once a month poop is MUCH healthier than the daily dump. It's almost like her body is using everything without waste. It's practically environmentally friendly.

  • carrie1 January 26, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    I think I just vomited in my mouth…. and not a good vomit!

    So I totally just signed up for a gym today.. do you think I should cancel the membership and just start going monthly to get the shit sucked outta me? Input please??

    The only reason why I really drink coffee is to stay regular.

    And if that doesn't help, then you best believe I send Christopher out to the store to buy some correctol..
    (he's done this twice for me)

  • Molly January 26, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    ewww, thank god I don't have that problem. Gag. I can't believe she's just going to go sit in a spa and do it, at least when you get a colonoscopy you get drugs.

  • michelle January 26, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    This seems like drastic measures. BUT, have you ever seen one of the toxic waste strings that come out of peoples butts after this?!? GROSS. You all need to google it now (but not at work).

    It's almost enough to make you try it. I would have to be knocked out though. And well lubed.

  • michelle January 26, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    PS- You can get a deworming pill. Bye bye parasites, no need for asshose.

  • Meagan@Megs7827 January 26, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    Ok you must report back to us when she comes in. What happened? Is she skinny? I read someone elses blog about how they poop like never. Weird!

  • Chelle January 26, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    I hate poop. I just found poop on my bed, too.


  • Tara January 26, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    You are obsessed with poop! Haha! You should have kids soon because you can deal with poop every day! You'll love it!

  • Petunia Face January 26, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    This is my new official favoritest post in the www ever.

    They say that death begins in the colon. I thought it began at birth but I never took anatomy so what do I know.

    Just don't ever google colon cleanse and then click on the images of the parasites that came out. Worse than tub girl– just don't.

    Can't wait for the update!

  • Working Mommy January 26, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    HOLY CRAP!!! Only 12 times a year?!?!?! That is SO not healthy!!!!


  • Levon January 26, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    Totally effed up here, but i have a crapping problem too. Yep, sometimes i get so backed up i can feel it in my snatch, like some devil baby trying to get out or something. I need to find one of these poo sucking spas around here, hell, i'm almost willing to let some homeless guy do it for a cheeseburger. Ya, it's that bad. And Sarah is screwed up. No one only poops 1 time a month, cept her. I only go every other day and i feel i may have something devilish in me…she cant be normal.

  • Holly January 26, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    Wow, people really go that long without pooing…??? I do it at least once a day… That sounds very uncomfortable to have all that stuff built up inside you for that long. Yuck. =P

  • Big Boops January 26, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    MODG, I want to congratulate you on taking your blog to the next level of shit. This is an amazing post. I'm like most people, intrigued but also worried for Sarah. And since my name is also Sarah, I'm double worried, we need all the healthy cute Sarah's in the world we can have.

    When I had my daughter I had MAJOR butt problems due to tons of meds from a cesarean. Four months later I had to have a colonoscopy it was so bad. I also advocate for Miralax, its awesome.

    Also, who is this other Boops I see commenting?????? It is okay for there to be other Sarah's, it is NOT okay for there to be other Boops.

    P.S. Sorry if I offend you other Boops, but I was here first.

  • fumblingtowardsnormalcy.wordpress.com January 26, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    I'm pretty sure that even if getting the poop sucked out of me would cause my hair to grow and my skin to be all sparkly and make me all gorgeous and skinny, I still wouldn't do it. Because it's gross.

  • my favorite and my best January 26, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    holy fuck dudes!! i poop 2 maybe 3 times a day. mostly 2, sometimes 1. my poop does not float. it sinks like little fat bombers. and they slide out too. rarely is pushing involved. i poop too much for a log to form. hence the turds. those logs take time to mature into log status. plus to say all poop should look the same is retarded. the amount of fat in your diet determines the density of your turds.

  • Sara January 26, 2010 at 10:41 pm

    Once a month? Bitch, please. That's like these Southern girls who pretend they don't burp or fart.

    I swear, they must go into their bathrooms at the end of the day and unleash the beast like whoa.

    Good luck to your Poop Friend! I hope she's super shiny afterward!

  • Natalie January 26, 2010 at 10:47 pm

    I poop pretty regularly. Even if I didn't, I don't think I could handle having a tube shoved in & having everything sucked out. I had an enema with my first kid. No thank you. It was worse than giving birth, if you can imagine.

  • Abby January 26, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    i seriously loved this post. poooop! i have a friend who poops like 5 times a day and looks like one of vicky's secrets. maybe that is the secret.

  • Liz C. January 26, 2010 at 11:50 pm

    OMG. I'm a new follower and I have to say, you are f-ing hilarious!

  • RedDreads January 26, 2010 at 11:55 pm

    I'm not Sarah status but I'm once a week to every two weeks, glad I'm not the only one out there! Bahahaha

  • .:*aMbAr*:. January 27, 2010 at 12:05 am

    OMMMGGG wth???? The poop sucking spa??

    That's def sumtin new….

    And poor thing. I'm the complete opposite. At least twice a day… depends on how many times I eat :)

  • I'm Cooper January 27, 2010 at 12:26 am

    Wow this is definitely my crowd.

  • Shandal January 27, 2010 at 1:44 am

    I'm a once a weeker, and I thought I was bad. I can't believe how many people are so irregular! I don't personally know anyone that is a once a weeker or worse. My hubs goes 3 times a day. Effer.

  • Amanda {My Life Badly Written} January 27, 2010 at 2:03 am

    I had a couple of friends who did this…together!

    Yep they actually sat in the room TOGETHER with the pipe up their bums and chatted while it was being done! WIERD!

    I am worried about the parasites now though and the thought of losing 10lbs is appealing!!

  • Llama January 27, 2010 at 7:18 am

    I have heard a lot about this. Someone actually suggested that I do this to get rid of my eczema. I know that sounds sort of weird but supposedly, yeast builds and builds in your body and that is the reason why many people of skin issues. I don't know if I would try it though…you'll have to let us know how it goes.
    p.s. I always wanted to try laser…be honest did it hurt? Was it worth it?!?!

  • Sarah RDH January 27, 2010 at 9:03 am

    ha Hubs has been wanting a colon cleanse for a long time. He thinks it will help him regulate, and to get that old stinky hard poop out. After 5 years of smelling the aftermath of his poops in the bathroom, and his nightly farts, I encourage this.

    The only job worse than Tina's I think, is an OB nurse. I thought about this while in the hospital, having my baby, as the nurse came in to wipe my vag for me since I couldn't bend over to do it myself following the c-section. I was thinking, I bet she has to clean some nasty, nasty vag. Like with bumps & lumps & bugs 7 stuff. Dis. Gus. Ting. I think I'd rather be a poop sucker than a vag cleaner.

  • Mrs. Newlywed Giggles January 27, 2010 at 10:12 am


    poop sucked out of her butt through a tube.

    Why on earth would anyone sign up for that?


  • Mommy Lisa January 27, 2010 at 10:44 am

    I poop multiple times a day – but it is NOT true that poop should float. That just means it has more air and gas in it if if floats!

    Check out http://www.poopreport.com!


  • Michelle aka Mommy January 27, 2010 at 11:09 am

    please let Sarah know that she is NOT alone. i poop MAYBE twice a month…MAYBE. when i was preggers with my first child i pooped every 8 WEEKS. you're right. i think we are dying. as of right now, i haven't pooped since January 14th – and i'm “feel'n” it. brown periods SUCK and they HURT when they finally evacuate.

  • Semi-Slacker Mom January 27, 2010 at 11:50 am

    Knock me out & I'll host the rose ceremony in my colon anyday. It's 10 lbs. people!!!

    No drugs? Tina better leave poop friend a sack of cash on the table!

  • B-Dub January 27, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    All I can picture is Bear Grylls giving himself an enema on a self made raft while floating on the ocean. If Bear is the one with the tube sign me up. Hotness.

  • Karena January 27, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    So I have never put anything NEAR my asshole before, however I cannot see a downside with this one. I've been trying to lose my last 6 pounds forever (ok, not really trying, but wanting to) and so 10 would be a PLUS! No parasites? Plus! Super shiny and sparkly? Mega plus!

    I am really interested in the cost of this fantastic-ness and the end result. Also, please do tell more about the vag hair removal. Cost, pain, result, etc…

  • RedheadJen January 27, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    if she's skinnier after the poop suckage, i'm doing it.

  • RedheadJen January 27, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    wait, how big is the poop tube?

  • jules January 27, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    Ive heard of this too, but it just seems so unglamorous! And what if you live in a small town like I do and then you run into the chick that sucked the poo out of your bum at the bar and she says “Hi” and your friends are like, “Oh, how do you know her?” I die at the thought of it!

    Aside from all that I can't wait to hear all the details and how much and is it available at a spa near me?

  • Sarah Lynn January 27, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    I hope that does help her to lose weight, because that's really gross. I'm actually interested to know how that worked out for her, haha.

  • Lil' Woman January 28, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    I couldn't imagine getting my poop sucked out of me…thank the poop lords I'm 'regular' and poop atleast once a day! :)

  • KK January 30, 2010 at 12:41 am

    At first I think ewwww, but then I think hmmmm. I certainly know where she's coming from and I know that bloated feeling and look sucks!

  • Muhammad July 27, 2012 at 5:33 am

    I totally get that. Quixotic is my Sasha Fierce!!! Even thoguh I know a few of my family and friends read my blog, I still have a feeling of a ‘degree of separation’ that lets me say things I probably wouldn’t say in person. Plus I’m just one those people who communicate better in the written word. In verbal conversations I get off-track, derailed, lost for words or distracted by shiny things.