Awkward and Slightly Uncomfortable Confession:
Semi-Slacker Mom said…
My sole source of extra income comes from my husband paying me for sexual favors & sometimes I really don’t like my children. *Just the first part but I’m not judging.
My Confession mixed in so B doesn’t see it very easily Confession:
B had a big gift card to Banana Republic. I had a secret 40% off discount that was good for one time only. I could have helped B use the gift card to max advantage, but I kept it for myself instead. I did find out later that he had the SAME coupon but also secret. We are both evil shoppers.
Really Crazy and Very Secret Confession:
Long time reader, first time confessor.
I can’t tell anyone this, so I’m confessing it to all of you. My boyfriend of almost 7yrs and I had a foursome (no swinging though bc I’d never have sex with anyone but my bf) with our best friends who are also in a long term relationship. We were all pretty drunk and pretty loud at our friends new apartment.
I’m come off as very proper and the least likely to engage in this sort of thing (I’m 25, in law school, from conservative affluent family) and I totally plan on having my will say something like To my children I bequeath all my worldy possessions and assets and BTW I had a 4-some with your father and A and E (who we totally plan on taking family vacations with when we all have children). *Ok I spent like all weekend trying to figure this out. What is a 4some but not swinging stuff? I asked a lot of people too. No one is sure. She is also way confidential.
Cool because it was in another country so I’m not getting in trouble Confession:
My junior year of college I went on Spring Break to Acapulco. During one night out, the bar we were at had a wet t-shirt contest. This was a large and very fancy bar (as fancy as a bar that holds wet tshirt contests can be) and all the girls were up on stage with me and my group of friends standing way in the back. In my drunken state, I threw my beer bottle toward the stage and somehow, someway it made it across the entire bar and hit one of the wet t-shirt contestants smack dab on the head. Well, the bar immediately stopped the contest and shone the spotlight on the area I was standing. And me being all of nothing pounds and having drunk my weight in alcohol, totally pretended I did not do it. Push almost came to shove when the bar owners said they had a camera and I told them to watch it and they’ll see I didn’t do it. Thank the Lord Almighty that I was in the blindspot of the camera so I could continue to deny my involvement in peace. Well, they eventually found some guy that was in the same area I was standing and took him off to the Mexican jail for the night. I feel bad that he had to spend the night in Mexican jail, but there is no way I would have survived that. *I would have done the SAME THING. All of it, including the bottle throwing.
I think everyone does this Confession but I can’t because I’m not on the pill Confession:
My husband thinks it was an accident, but I totally got pregnant on purpose. Yep. I didn’t just miss ONE pill, I missed ONE PACK of pills. And all that crazy hotel sex? Just extra insurance to make sure it worked.