Guess who it is? Single Guy i.e Doeswhateverhewantsincludingskippostsandsendthemlate Guy! Today he’s discussing something the keen reader will know that I do not discuss. Sex. That’s because I’m really really religious. BAH! No. It’s because that’s weird and my parents read. Hi Dad! (He loves Single Guy…I know). But if SG wants to take the reigns on this one, be my guest. Who am I to stop the wise from imparting their wisdom? I apologize for his grammar. I spent the last half hour editing his slop. JK SG, hearts 4 you always xoxo, Miley. My notes are in blue (modg’s not Miley’s)
So over the past four months (wow that is a long time) with a weekly post for MODG I have realized one thing, the more controversial the topic the more amusing the material and more importantly the more entertaining the comments are. With that being said (and based on requests I have received from readers) I have chosen to discuss the topic of SEX (*Single Guy capitalizes Sex throughout the whole post and it’s really annoying. I think he thinks it may be an acronym maybe?) and when it “should” happen in a new relationship.
Yeah that is right, I said the word SEX and I am going to talk about it, OPENLY (*See what I’m saying? Although there is no way OPENLY is an acronym. That’s absurd). When you first meet someone, it’s probably on your mind as to when it is and is not okay. Is the guy going to think I am a slut?? Or, potentially even worse?? Is he going to think I am not a sexual person? I do not think that there is a “right” answer. While you may think that this answer is gauged on how drunk you two are, I am telling you, it’s not.
1) How much do you feel about each other?
Well if you really like a guy and think there is potential, I say wait. If a little bird is telling you to refrain then REFRAIN. (*I give SG credit for this one. One would think he’d discourage all females from waiting to better his odds when meeting the females of the world. In fact he’s looking for a girl with a ring like that <—–)
Waiting is likely only going to make him want it more and if he loses interest, not to sound cliché, but he wasn’t in to you. He was though just trying to get in your pants. But if you are just looking for some fun, have at it, but PLEASE be safe! Use discretion here. One thing I do know, for sure, no question, is that unless you had a one night stand and THEN went on a date afterwards (where he will fully expect to relive the first nights transgressions), having sex on the first, second or third date is a BAD idea (*That jumble of words confuses me).
First make sure the guy is committed and legitimately interested (i.e. do you share stimulating conversation?) before you allow him to stimulate other areas. Plus you can certainly entertain one another with other activities before you knock boots (* (clearing throat) knock knock..Who is this person? SG is that you??? Oh wait, let me guess. You have some girl reading this right now because you bragged about your blog again. Got it)
2) How long have you known each other?
This will determine how fast it happens. If you have known each other for a while and have a strong relationship then SEX will happen much faster. This is because you wanted to make out for a while and when it is on, ITS ON! Hell you may have even spent some “personal time” thinking about having SEXYTIME (*that gets caps too??? come on) with one another (hopefully you do partake in “personal time” it teaches you A LOT about your body and what you enjoy and how to make your O Face).
3) Can you check the person’s references?
So we have discussed the background check, and I think everyone does this in one form or another before being intimate with someone. Shit ,you can read my blog (*AGAIN WITH THE ‘YOUR BLOG’ THING. STEP OFF SG. YOU RENT SPACE FROM ME) and find about my clean bill of health. Anyway, if you plan to have SEX with someone you should probably do some research; it is your health that you should be concerned about.
4) Lastly, do you plan to do it again?
I mean I guess it could be totally terrible and turn you off so bad that you do not want to go back for round 2 but I think everyone deserves a second chance. Oh and trust me, guys like instructions, if he is doing something wrong give him a nudge or tell him so. The whole purpose of SEX (*It’s the last time thank god)
is to pleasure one another and if there was something I could do differently to help you out for God’s sake TELL ME DAMMIT!! Plus, once you do this, it makes him think it is acceptable to give you pointers which likely you will appreciate, if not, well then you are dumb…sorry just sayin (*We say JS at MODG).
So when do you do it for the first time? There really is NO RIGHT ANSWER. Just think about it and do not let him force you in to something you do not want to do, that is just plain stupid.
*So SG has a problem with capitalization, run-ons and tells us we are dumb/stupid. Perfection SG. You know what I like around here.