Mommas, Style, Toilets

That tricky Kardashian got me again. Yes I’m on a toilet…

January 6, 2010
This post made me stop what I was doing, stare at the wall and say out loud to myself: Man, I need hobbies or a baby because I’m bo’d. I have way too much time on my hands as you’ll see. But lucky for you I spent that time taking some pictures on the toilet again. Don’t be pervy…it’s time for the Kim Kardashian shoe review!
Yes I remembered. Ok for those of you new to MODG, go back and look at these posts here and here. I joined a shoe club where Kim K picks hotsy shoes and sends them to me. It’s 30 bucks a month so I was all, these better not be made of twigs, rocks and twine. So I’ve been documented my experience and shoe quality. This is the 2nd pair from Kimmy K.
So here they are. I was in the market for some trannier shoes in my life. I should say these were ordered and shipped well before my foot drama (which is way better now). I like to wear these with my wide leg jeans and be all Rachel Zoe skinny tall. Overall I like them but as you can see the “suede” is more like “crafty felt”. That’s a negative to me. But I actually have worn them quite a bit. In terms of comfort, I mean…4 inch platforms in general aren’t like fluffy beds of angels for your feet. But they aren’t stabbing me with razor knives either. Yep, that’s a velcro roller in the background. I’m so 1987.
Ta DAaaaaa, me on a toilet. What you can’t see is my pajama pants rolled up and my sauce stained penn state tshirt. It looks like I’m so hot and stuff. Especially next to my trash can which is housing some Sephora shipment packaging…as usual. Anyway, the shoes are cute on. I’ll give Kim that. I was going to resist pair 3 but I already ordered them. I know… GODDAMN YOU KIM.
So then I was like…I have some cute stuff and everyday I wear my GD 29.99 Victoria’s Secret pants and Jcrew cardigan sweater to work in navy or black. After reading InStyle this month I felt even worse about myself. Don’t you look at their styled outfits and you’re like …the F?! My boyfriend’s jeans with a sparkle blouse? I am so inadequate for not thinking of that first and I’ll never be up to par because my brain just doesn’t work that way. So I said ENOUGH of this shit. Time to take control of the situation.

That’s right, I cut that shit right out of the magazine and created:


I basically cut out cute outfits and staple them in a book. I know I’m a crazy genius. I then house the book on the floor next to that one velcro roller and reference it in the morning. As I see the hotness in magazines that my brain can’t imagine, I will put it in the book. Are you dying? B totes was when he came upstairs and said what a great idea that was. At least that’s how I interpret, You’ve lost your mind.

So yes, I’m bored. Who has time for this shit besides me and who even cares that much? I wonder if I will care when I actually have a baby. Like will I still be standing on toilets taking my picture in platform heels? If you say absolutely not, you probably don’t know me. Appearance is all I care about.

I’m leaving you with that thought.

Judge You!
I mean Love you!

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  • amy January 6, 2010 at 10:36 am

    You know I have binders galore, so I love your fashion book! :)

  • Martinis or Diaper Genies? January 6, 2010 at 10:40 am

    that is the sign in book to my bridal shower. I thought this was more important than memories.

  • sarah January 6, 2010 at 10:41 am

    OMG. I'm so glad you did that first because I secretly have been planning on making an “inspiration board” to hang in my closet. Last night S and I went looking at houses and I even considered if there was room for my board along with clothes (the answer: NO). This makes me feel less crazy.

    Also, here is the problem with shit like boyfriend jeans and a sparkle tank…it looks totally adorable on these chicks in the magazine or that girl I saw once at Starbucks, but when I put it on, I look at myself and go “WTF. You look like a fool.”

  • Slices of Beauty... January 6, 2010 at 10:43 am

    Ha, ha pure genius!

  • Dollface January 6, 2010 at 10:47 am

    Those are super cute shoes!! And is that your work space.. loving the binder and the MAC… xxxoo

  • Confessions of a Mother, Lawyer & Crazy Woman January 6, 2010 at 10:47 am

    Like the shoes, you work crafty felt well. I think the toilet stand elevates the inherent class of the shoe, which KK would appreciate. PS Nice legs. PPS Sounded pervy, but ya know. PPPS Being defensive makes it sound even pervier. PPPPS Whatever.

  • meredith January 6, 2010 at 10:48 am

    i keep in wishes/goals/hopes/dreams/inspiration board hanging in the back of my closet behind all of my clothes. let me tell you, it is SO not useful there. a book is a much better idea. i forgot that shit was even back there.

  • Luz January 6, 2010 at 10:52 am

    I joined the k-dash shoe thing myself and I've been greatly disappointed with everything they've suggested. I mean school girl flats with 4″ strappy reptile print heels? Really? REALLY? I'm starting to wonder what this says about my personal style…

  • jessalyn January 6, 2010 at 10:53 am

    i have a folder in my computer where i store “inspiration”. i haven't looked at it once since i made it and put a bunch of random stuff in there.
    the folder i do frequent though, is the one for my imaginary wedding that is taking place sept of 2011. with or without man friend. (its not crazy- its motivated).

  • Martinis or Diaper Genies? January 6, 2010 at 10:54 am

    Luz, the first time I had to ask for the 2nd set of suggestions. The second time I got the “hot 3 shoes” and also the 3rd time. The suggestions usually are pitiful.

  • Shandal January 6, 2010 at 11:00 am

    Rod Stewart “Hot Legs” .

  • BigSis January 6, 2010 at 11:00 am

    Yup, once you have kids you'll be praying for privacy in the only place you might ever find it – the bathroom. Cute shoes though.

  • KatieSPerk January 6, 2010 at 11:01 am

    You are so crafty! hahahaha. Way to find a better use for those damn sign in books.

  • Natalie January 6, 2010 at 11:02 am

    Love the idea of the inspiration book. But I Would probably tape or glue the pictures on the paper instead of stapling.

    And having a baby will in no what prevent you from standing on toilets to take fab pictures of adorable shoes.

    Nice legs, btw.

  • Martinis or Diaper Genies? January 6, 2010 at 11:04 am

    The staple was purely because it was the closest tool. Tape was hard to find. I'm still lazy despite my styling efforts.

  • LMJ January 6, 2010 at 11:12 am

    LOVE the shoes!

  • CalgaryDaddy January 6, 2010 at 11:15 am

    Wow…thats some kind of funny! Trannier shoes…lol.


  • Cee January 6, 2010 at 11:17 am

    That is a very nice toilet pose.

    I wonder how much Kim makes per shoes purchased? Is there a monthly fee or only to buy the shoes?

  • Susan January 6, 2010 at 11:30 am

    amazing shoes!

  • Cathy January 6, 2010 at 11:32 am

    I like the shoes.

    When I get home I'm going to try to duplicate your toilet pose to see if my legs look that good. If they don't I'll likely get depressed and blame the depression on your hot legs.

  • Jennifer Fabulous January 6, 2010 at 11:35 am

    Those shoes are gorgeous and you look AMAZING in them! Legs on a toilet have never been hotter! Lol.

  • Lacey Bean January 6, 2010 at 11:37 am

    Umm, I love that you're standing on the toilet. I do that when I can't see all my body in the bathroom mirror.

  • Shanny January 6, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Well You will need your platform and the baby's platform or bootie and you both stand on the darn toilet and do what you have to do.
    Just, um, hold on to the baby until he/she can stand on its own, kay?

  • Vodka Logic January 6, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Cathy cracks me up..

    I do like the shoes but I like the MAC better.. is that weird

  • Summer (BisforBrown) January 6, 2010 at 11:44 am

    is it like a secret hope chest too? lol.

    i need to do this as well but i am so fucking disorganized it would never work out for me.

    ps – is this weird? your legs are NICE! i want toned legs.

  • Monique-aka-Surferwife23 January 6, 2010 at 11:46 am

    You are baffling and intriguing all rolled into one ball of materialism.

    I *heart* you.

  • Martinis or Diaper Genies? January 6, 2010 at 11:48 am

    ok in regards to my legs.
    I agree, this is a good picture. They are not this good in life.
    I'm on 5'2'' and I think I just hiked my pants up a little too high.

    Ok enough about my legs. Sick.

  • Sarah Lynn January 6, 2010 at 11:48 am

    I'm in love with those shoes!!!! Too cute! There's so many different options you can wear those with. I want them. I laughed at your post because I've stood on my toilet, too, before to check out a good pair of shoes when I didn't have a full length mirror in my apt. A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Have a great week!

  • Sarah Lynn January 6, 2010 at 11:48 am

    I'm in love with those shoes!!!! Too cute! There's so many different options you can wear those with. I want them. I laughed at your post because I've stood on my toilet, too, before to check out a good pair of shoes when I didn't have a full length mirror in my apt. A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Have a great week!

  • Sarah Lynn January 6, 2010 at 11:48 am

    I'm in love with those shoes!!!! Too cute! There's so many different options you can wear those with. I want them. I laughed at your post because I've stood on my toilet, too, before to check out a good pair of shoes when I didn't have a full length mirror in my apt. A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Have a great week!

  • Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts January 6, 2010 at 11:54 am

    I am loving those shoes!!!!

  • Big City Dad January 6, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Sexy shoes there MODG. And do your best to care at least a little after you have a baby. It keeps things steamy in the relationship.

  • Moomby January 6, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    awesome! i have more inspiration folders in my computer than i know what to do with – most of them consisting of the olsen twins, rachel bilson and sienna miller. the latter of which i'm embarrassed to admit to. they've all got the bohemian chic thing down. it's amazing how much work goes into not looking like much work was put in (i'm a girl, that last sentence is my prerogative).

    your new shoes rock, who cares about the feel – you should be kicking at anyone who comes up to touch your feet anyway.

    i'd go monochromatic to look taller – dark grey tights, body con mini skirt or dress. maybe some geometric prints up top (that's supposed to be in by spring). i also like your idea of wide leg pants, but the pumps are too cute to cover up all the time!

  • Tiffany January 6, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    i think the shoes are cute–even if they're more felt than suede.

    you'll still take pics of yourself on the toilet after you have a baby–but in addition to rolling up your pants, you'll be picking up your boobs too.

    just sayin

  • Geez Louise♥ January 6, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    Um, book idea is badass. I bet Kimmy K isn't that creative. Although I do give her props on those amazing shoes….

  • Kaela January 6, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    I call Bullshit – I saw that on What Not to Wear on Saturday. Nice try, Amanda.

  • Hipstercrite January 6, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    i just went to the shoe dazzle website.
    i don't think i can walk in a single pair of those shoes.
    what i want to know is where these shoes come from? how come they're only $39.95? does kim force her little step sisters to do child labor and create these shoes?
    great post!

  • Lee the Hot Flash Queen January 6, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    I am cracking up. I only wear boyfriend jeans. I'm addicted, so they go with everything as far as I'm concerned. I am stylin today in my sweats with uggs though.

  • Krista January 6, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    These are dammed (or dambed?) cute shoes. Nothing I could ever get away with mind you, so I am enjoying the on-the-pot-fashion-show. The cut and paste fashion journal. Genius (where the hell did the spell check go?) I used to do the same thing with home decor, but I quit because I'm lazy.

  • Ice Queen January 6, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    Damn those are cute shoes. You may have inspired me to start my own fashion book. You should brag to all your friends about that…I'm hard to inspire.

  • Monkey Mae January 6, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    I've wondered about her shoe club…those are super cute.

  • UberGrumpy January 6, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    Nice stapler. I've got one like that

  • Working Mommy January 6, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    Suuuuuuuuper cute shoes! Those would go with anything…which is totally worth $30!


  • January 6, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    FAB shoes!
    You've almost got me convinced to join the Kim K shoe club.. almost.

  • Luz January 6, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    I'm still waiting to see their choices for the 2nd set of suggestions this month. I'll keep you posted. I hope they look at my damn home address this time and realize that I live in the northeast and stop sending me peep toes and flats.

  • Caroline January 6, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    OMG I love you even more now seeing your arts & crafts because I do the same!! :) I love your shoes! Adorable


  • Existential Waitress January 6, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    I do the same thing except I use my kids' glue sticks to paste the clothes into collages of sorts. Genius indeed!

    And now I too am considering this kim shoe club. damn you! 😉

  • Morgan January 6, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    Okay, you set me up for super creeper behavior with this post… How am I NOT going to blow up the photo of your computer screen and be nosy about your emails? I mean, seriously.

  • Kiera January 6, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    you will be standing on the toilet taking pics, rest assured. babies sleep for the first part of their lives, and copy what you do for the next.

  • Noelle January 6, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    we live in two very different worlds. my morning consists of me deciding if i'm going to wear my wranglers or sweat pants. and foot attire? boots or slippers. and by boots i mean noconas or luchese.

    you remind me of carrie bradshaw on sitc. very cool!

  • Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic January 6, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    You my dear are one smart cookie! I love the inspiration notebook and thank you for the tip about Kim K's shoes… The shoes in this post are really cute, and for that price you can't really beat that. I get sick of most of my shoes really quickly and tend to NOT spend on trendy gear … this however seems shame free, guilt free and worth it to follow the trends I drool over!

    *thumbs up high*

  • Mrs. Sitcom January 6, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    Oooooooo, I love those shoes! Really cute! AND I love the inspiration notebook idea…uber-wise. Because I have the “i-wear-the-same-stupid-crap-outfit-to-work-every-day” disease too. Ugh. :)

  • BugginWord January 6, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    You have a closet?! Sigh. Me and my sweats clad booty will now covet those gams. Go girl, go.

  • my name is lauren. January 6, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    i love that you have an inspiration book. if you have an iphone you should download the “closet” app. you can take pictures of your stuff and make outfits on your phone and then program them in on your calendar so you'll know what to wear each day. kinda fun…and definitely a good time waster.

    oooh…and i totally thought about joining the kim k. shoe of the month club, but thought they'd be total crap, so i didn't. looks like i was wrong…despite the crafty felt, they're still super cute…

    and p.s. could your legs be any hotter? ummmmm… probably not.

  • Pres. Kathy January 6, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    I love those shoes!

  • Sara January 6, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    Craft felt or no, those are some bitchin' shoes.

  • Jennifer January 6, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    Ughh! Looking at those dumb magazines always make me feel 10 times worse about myself than I already do! I too have an inspiration folder, but it doesn't help because I always like sleeping until the very last minute and end up wearing the same thing everyday. I'm trying to change that, but have already slipped up!

  • Mara January 6, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    I like the shoes! Magazines can make me so depressed (and greedy!) If only we had a personal stylist and endless bankflow:)

  • jules January 6, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    The shoes look great! I have an inspiration book, but have only made writing notes thus far. You better believe I putting in pics from my latest InStyle tonight!

    Hope you're feeling fantastic and better than everyone else with that mac. (Looking good and owning macs are after all whats most important as you well know!)

  • Ms Bibi January 6, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    I love those shoes, but being a hockey/soccer mom they are just a “dream” of maybe one day.

    Yep, kids do change things around and you can fight it as hard as you want, but some things will never be the same.

  • Cassie January 6, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    What doesn't everybody get up on the toilet to admire their four inch heels?

  • Roomie January 6, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    Yep, I have a bunch of magazine cutouts too…I need that shit for referencing!

  • ZDub January 6, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    I seriously could put you in my pocket and carry you around. I wear a 10.5.

    Note you and my eight year old wear the same size.

    P.S. Your camera takes nice photos. Well done with the Nikon.

  • Life Laugh Latte January 6, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    All I can say is genius! Love the shoes, love the toilet, LOVE Sephora. NICE! Holly

  • my Shopping bag January 6, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Love them! Love them! I joined Kim's website too…Time for shopping!

  • Jaime January 6, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    I always like InStyle's outfits they create (granted I can afford NONE of it)- in the mornings when I am delirious and not awake due to lack of coffee/caffeine, I can't remember cute outfits I dog-eared… I may steal this book of genius-ness idea!

  • Candice January 6, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    Nice stems and adorable shoes. Even if the quality sucks, at least the look hot on! Bonus!

  • kys January 6, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    If you get really bored you can take photos of all your clothes, cut them out and mix and match for new combos. Paper dolls for the stylish.

  • Ams January 6, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    Screw the shoes… can I have your legs please?

  • MiMi January 6, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    You know you should be a fashion designer. The shoes look so cute on!

  • Blair January 6, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    I love the fashion book, great idea! And the toilet picture is amazing, no words. Except, great legs!

  • "Julie" January 6, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    the shoes look much better on than out of the box fo sho.

    I used to have “inspiration boards” all over the place, and now I keep a binder of pics from mags that I like…ocd? why yes…but I loves it

  • Kristin January 6, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    I think that's awesome that you put together an inspiration book. I always say I'm going to do that but it's yet to happen. AND…HOLY CRAP lady your stems are amazing. Work out tips???

  • Amber January 6, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    Those shoes are sooo cute! and that notebook genius!

  • DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom January 6, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    I love the shoes. I am the color brown's bitch.

  • Secretia January 6, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Good shoes, sensible enough, and the color is very nice.


  • 3LittleMonkeys January 6, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    Great shoes! And no, standing on the toilet in fab shoes doesn't end when you have kids! I just bought a gorgeous full length mirror for our bedroom so I don't have to stand on the pee stained pisser anymore. And GD I look skinny in that mirror! If only I had a pair of crazy ass shoes to pose in…

  • April January 6, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    I knew there was a reason I loved you so … turning me onto to shoe societies!! I just signed up, my hubby thanks you oh-so-much (well, when he finds out – does this count as a confession??). LOL!!

  • Karls January 6, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    Who needs to have thought of a sparkle shirt over your boyfriends jeans, when you thought to stand on top of the toilet in a pair of heels (showing your kickarse legs)… you clearly have MUCH better taste!

    Oh and it's Karly… most people call me Karls or by my last name (yeah I'm one of THOSE girls).

  • Amy --- Just A Titch January 6, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    So, I have a book like that, too…except mine is on my desk and I NEVER LOOK AT IT, save for adding photos of more outfits I'm apparently never gonna wear.

    This makes me wanna get it out and ya know, USE IT FOR IT'S INTENDED PURPOSE.

  • Martinis or Diaper Genies? January 6, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    jesus…81 comments. I wonder if it was the toilet or the shoes…
    you people are strange.

  • Christy January 6, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    it's those legs, lady. apparently hot gams compel people to post. wish I could pull off shoes like that.

  • I am Trish Marie January 6, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    You would have appreciated my wedding idea notebook so much. Unlike my hubs who laughed at me and my pretty pictures I had taped inside.

  • P January 6, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    Nice legs!!!

  • Dual Mom January 6, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    You're baby would be the most fashion forward kid in the world…

    You would have her (it would soooo be a her) in heels before she was two.

  • AJ January 6, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    nice shoes. Nice legs too!

    If I tried to wear 4 inch heels… it wouldn't be pretty. I would fall on my face. LOL!

  • Levon January 6, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    First off, those shoes are cute as freak, not on me, on you standing on a shitter though, FO SHO. And, at least there werent nasty tampon thingies in your garbage can instead of that other stuff.
    Also, it could just be the fact that i am not up with the Kardashians and probably didnt even spell that right, but i'm pretty sure i saw her on Jay Leno last night eating deep fried Oreos, and when he introduced Jillian Michaels right after wards i swear i could hear her puking them up in the background…just me?

  • Katelin January 6, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    okay those shoes are pretty cute and if i wore heels i would totally rock them, nice job kim. and doesn't everyone take pictures on toilets? i thought that was the norm these days.

  • Jenny DB January 6, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    definitely a hot pic for standing on a toilet!!! good work :)

  • Nahl January 6, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    oh my GOD. I am the exact same way-when I look at really good outfits in the mag I always wonder why I didn't think of that first.
    I am watching One Tree Hill from the first season again even though I've already watched it till the sixth season (or whichever the last was) three times. I shouldn't be judging you being bored.
    AND I have exams coming up.

  • Liz January 6, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    omg, you are hilarious!

  • Connie K January 6, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    Ok these are cute !! i Checked out her site and i dont know if i want to try !! lol i'll keep checking your out loving the potty pic's :)rawk on girl

  • Connie K January 6, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    Ok these are cute !! i Checked out her site and i dont know if i want to try !! lol i'll keep checking your out loving the potty pic's :)rawk on girl

  • nicoleantoinette January 6, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Okay, so like, can we make out right now?

  • ♥Aubrey January 6, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    Standing on the toilet…bwahaha!!!
    Your bridal sign in book is FaBuLouS and will carry you through the year…or until a new fashion trend comes out, then just rip the pages right out…RIGHT?!!!

    Those shoes are 2-die-4…luv them ♥ You standing on a toilet is better than me ripping the mirror right off the wall…which I SO DID just last night to get a full view of my attire. The damn thing is still down and will remain so until i decide to lug it back up where it belongs :)-
    Uhhh…the things we do to look good.

  • Officially Mrs. January 6, 2010 at 11:28 pm

    Your a freakin' fashion book genius. I am still not sold on the shoe club – thinking I may wait and see what your 3rd month is like before I sign up.

  • Monique-aka-Surferwife23 January 7, 2010 at 12:43 am

    I am comment 98. This is reedick, MODGy. It's because you put Kardashian in your title.

  • Elizabeth Marie January 7, 2010 at 1:12 am


  • .jimaie.marie. January 7, 2010 at 2:22 am

    Ok so I recently discovered you on my deathbed the day after NYE & I did nothing but read your entire blog for two days straight, you had me laughing so hard I was going into coughing fits. So freakin hysterical, FO REALS.
    Pretty sure that if we lived in the same town I would stalk you & make you be my new bff, lucky lucky you I can tell by your snowy pics we live in two very different states 😛
    also, I am so mad at you and let me tell you why:
    I am sort of obsessed with the Kardashian sisters so when I see the Kim K shoe deal on your blog I'm like ” oh hellz yes, I am so there.
    well, I go to sign up and what do I see? If you wear bigger than a size 10 shoe I can't play?!? Wahhhhhhhhh!!
    (That's the sound of my 5'7″ self with size 11/12 feet crying my eyes out. *pout*)
    So do me a favor & keep standing on your toilet & showing off your scores bc thanks to Kim K's blatant discrimination I am living vicariously through your feet. Orrr something like that. 😉
    Um, this should have been a creeper fan mail email probably?
    Oh wells.

  • Kimberly January 7, 2010 at 2:35 am

    Those shoes look great on you! They are fabulous!

  • Lil' Woman January 7, 2010 at 7:18 am

    Nice shoes…I still sweat the last pair you got! :)

  • gayle January 7, 2010 at 9:56 am

    Cute shoes!!!
    Please have a baby before I'm too old to read you blog about him or her…just sayin

  • Cristina January 7, 2010 at 10:55 am

    Crafty Felt…those are amaze-balls. I love the shoes. And regardless of what the drama looks like from the thight up – the legs are hot – especially on top of a toilet – guys like that shiz.

    KK is totally taking over my house. It's all me and my little one can watch . . .


  • saltsays January 7, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    Yeah I have those same rollers.

    I'm surprised that I don't hate something that Kim K picked out. I'd probably fall flat on my face if I wore them, but they are pretty cute.

  • Corrie Howe January 7, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    Wow! 105 comments before mine. Is there anything left to say? I had to laugh at your confession of rolled up PJs and stained t-shirt.

    I worked in a TV news department for awhile. You don't want to know what you can't see under the desk.

  • .:*aMbAr*:. January 7, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    jajajaja oh dear. your legs look amazing in those felty shoes. And I can imagine you still taking your famous toilet pics with your baby in like a little backpack hanging from ur back or sumtin 😀

  • At least I'm skinny January 8, 2010 at 8:54 am

    This made me laugh. A lot.

  • Casey January 8, 2010 at 10:01 am

    you're not losing it too bad, i totally do this.

    i've also gotten in the habit of taking photos of myself in cute outfits that i create. since i'm such an f'n stylista, i obviously have so many cute outfits that the only way to keep track of them is w/ photos. this genius idea came to me at 1:37 am.. while i was unsuccessfully trying to sleep. since i have a live in photographer, it's real easy…no need to find places to balance my camera to get said photos. Fiance thinks i'm nuts anyway, so i'm sure this doesn't surprise him.

    but yeah…whenever you create that “omg this ensemble of old clothes is so cute why didn't i think of this earlier” outfit, you can capture it and never forget it! and you dont have to rummage around in your closet in the morning and giving into the VS jeans and cardigans.

  • Queen of Feisty January 8, 2010 at 11:31 am

    Shit usually I read all your comments, but I would be the 110th person on here! Holy comments!

    Anywho, nice legs (has that been said a few times?) nice toilet too.

    I still have my notebook. I had one section for good advice, one for style, and one for stuff I wanted to buy.

    Sure if you love your heels, and fashion, bet your ass you would if you had kids. They have some rockin' pregnancy stuff out there (I opted for the oversized tshirt that read “Golden Ticket” like brit brit) and my pregers jeans.

    You seem to be one of those hot bitches that would lose all the baby weight and rock your crafty felty shoes with a designer diaper bag and cute kid in tow.


  • Sarah RDH January 8, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    that's awesome. i like the shoes, they're cute. and for the record, i wear boyfriend jeans with EVER-RY-THING. love 'em. but i've been dying to find a pair of dark wash, trouser style jeans. can't find any i like…

  • Beckles January 13, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    I used to do the magazine scrapbook too, but then I would lose it and stuff. But now I'm mildly obsessed with

    Here's my profile if you want to get a better idea:

    ps…discovered your blog not too long ago, love it!