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Christmas: All Up In Your Business

December 3, 2009

Welcome to the MODG Christmas house. We dole out holiday cheer and winter spirit like it’s nobody’s business. I’m talking candy canes and smiles all in your face. Not interested in Christmas you say? Too bad, here it is bitches, all wrapped up in one badass package for you to unwrap under my huge blinged out tree. So stop by for some eggnog and a hug. I am now actively accepting presents.
PS. The same person (if you squint you can see him by the door) who engineered a hairspray flame-thrower in our bathroom, also put these lights on the trees and wreaths on the windows. Had I known his talents prior, there would no doubt be a pyro display on the roof.

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  • amy December 3, 2009 at 9:36 am

    I am wildly jealous of this display.

  • Moooooog35 December 3, 2009 at 9:49 am

    I can't even imagine the swearing involved in that display.

    My kids learned 15 new words on Friday, and I'd only done the outline of the stupid fucking door.

  • Krystyn December 3, 2009 at 10:48 am

    You house looks fabulous.

    However, I'm pretty sure your insurance company would frown upon a pyrotechnic display!

  • Mo December 3, 2009 at 10:49 am

    I like it! Blinding, yet tasteful.

    *holds up a glass of nog for a toast*

  • Cathy December 3, 2009 at 10:53 am

    All those lights! And wreaths in the windows too! Love it.

  • singedwingangel December 3, 2009 at 10:56 am

    beautfiul…lol @ the pyrotechnic display your feller and my feller would get along famously that would be right up his alley lol

  • sarah December 3, 2009 at 11:01 am

    I am trying to squint and see if I can find your address so I can stalk you. So far, no luck.

  • Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts December 3, 2009 at 11:05 am

    I LOVE it!!! Very nice and christmasy and all.

  • Sara December 3, 2009 at 11:05 am

    The second I get to my parents' house, I'm cranking out the holiday baked goods and cheese platters like someone else is paying for it… because they are.

  • Cee December 3, 2009 at 11:14 am

    I'm glad you went with the nice white lights…colored light make me want to vomit. And I love the wreaths and candles at the windows…my mom does that too.

  • Lil' Woman December 3, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Looks great.. are looks no where as good as yours! :)

  • a H.I.T. December 3, 2009 at 11:37 am

    I am so jealous of your outdoor christmas display. I need to get Husby on the ball.

  • meredith December 3, 2009 at 11:38 am

    1. how the hell did he so perfectly get the lights to the top of the trees? even with a ladder.

    2. i'm waiting for a preggers post.

    3. what the hell is suri doing? we're 22 days out so i know she must be bitching at katie about something.

  • tincupchalice December 3, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Looks AWESOME!!!

  • Clemson Girl December 3, 2009 at 11:45 am

    I'm pretty jealous. The hubs put up our lights outside but only half turn on right now…ugh.

  • Sarah RDH December 3, 2009 at 11:47 am

    that looks awesome! my hubs has't put ours up yet, but he had some pretty trashy ideas…which is very unusual for him, bc he likes lights to be all one color, but from the sound of it, every object on my front lawn/porch will be a different color this year. so we will see. i'm gonna let it happen…and maybe even throw in some holographic cartoon characters…

  • Arizona Mamma December 3, 2009 at 11:48 am

    Really I am just testing to see if I can leave only one comment. House looks great though.

  • amy kelinda December 3, 2009 at 11:51 am

    AMAZING. We can't even reach our tree tops to string lights up. Sad.

  • Nessa December 3, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Now I'm in the Christmas spirit.

    Name That Christmas Song

  • hotpants™ December 3, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Your house is adorable. We don't put lights up outside. We'd probably divorce after the first time.

  • Working Mommy December 3, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    LOVE the decorations!! We haven't gotten around to doing ours yet – mostly because the man still has a broken hand – but I'll get there eventually…I hope!!


  • Shandal December 3, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    What a cute house! He did an awesome job on those trees!

  • LMJ December 3, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    That's looks cool!!

    We did the bushes and the outline of the garage door and front door. Simple.

  • Courtney December 3, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Your house looks amazing!! I join Amy in jealousy. My fiance is amazing at anything involving computers, but not so good at any household task, such as putting up lights. Or using a drill.

  • Ed Adams December 3, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    Have cousin Eddy and the kids showed up in their motorhome yet?

    Seriously though, nice display Clark.

  • Honey B. December 3, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    That is dedication! Marmot started the icicle lights last year, which ended with me coming home for lunch and standing on the porch railing (in heels mind you) but up the damn lights. So freakish-about-heights-even-a-three-foot-railing-Marmot didn't have to.

    This year we aren't doing lights, for obvious reasons.

  • Vodka Logic December 3, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Mooooog35 that comment was hysterical.

    Beautiful house. I love the big tree. Sadly we don't even have our little tree decorated.

  • peace.love.applesauce December 3, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    AWW.. It's adorable!

  • Confessions of a Mother, Lawyer & Crazy Woman December 3, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    OHHHHHH! Lights!

  • MiMi December 3, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    That is so pretty! I'm accepting gifts too!

  • Ams December 3, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    And who would have thought that man had SO many talents hey?
    I'll be over for eggnog a little later!

  • Ashley @ KiwisandCocktails December 3, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Tell Pyro to come put lights on my TREES!! I attempted to put some lights on a tree..got them on and the outside outlet on the house would not work! What do you use? extension cords to an outside outlet?? or a generator? haha I have seen it before so dont judge that question.

  • Lee the Hot Flash Queen December 3, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Those look so great!!

  • kys December 3, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    I am so jealous. My husband would never get on a ladder in the name of Christmas spirit.

  • Jaime December 3, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Wow looks great- cute house you 2 have! :)

  • imstillfab December 3, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    You sure do it up for Christmas…It's almost like you have kids already.



  • ScoMan December 3, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    This is one jolly-ass in your face Christmas house. I appreciate when people go to this effort, but it's not for me.

  • The Shabby Princess December 3, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Can I move in?

  • Elizabeth Marie December 3, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Can B come decorate my condo? Thanksbai.

  • RedheadJen December 3, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    adorable. can we discuss your precios red shutters that make me think of pottery barn?

  • Dual Mom December 3, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Gorgeous. Of course we would expect nothing less from someone with such a GREAT shoe collection.

    I love white lights.

  • At least I'm skinny December 3, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    That is motivating me to get my house done.

  • Rachel McPhillips December 3, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    Beautiful! My husband is too lazy to put lights up outside.

  • gayle December 3, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    Oh wow that is so pretty!! A little one would love to see that next year!!

  • brit @ landlocked bride December 4, 2009 at 12:20 am

    House looks great!

  • Raji December 4, 2009 at 9:38 am

    That looks amazinggg
    Like something out of a movie.
    I wish we did decorations like that here

  • Kristin December 4, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    Your home is so beautiful lady!

  • KK December 5, 2009 at 2:11 am

    Oh, its gorgeous! Good job!

  • Chew December 5, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    Ugh, I'm so jealous…you have such a nice symmetricalish house…my house is weird and faces the street kind of diagonal so our lights always look strangley cute. Our pine tree that we usually decorate is too big to put lights on now, so that stinks.

    Very nice lights:) Happy Holidays!