Welcome to the MODG Christmas house. We dole out holiday cheer and winter spirit like it’s nobody’s business. I’m talking candy canes and smiles all in your face. Not interested in Christmas you say? Too bad, here it is bitches, all wrapped up in one badass package for you to unwrap under my huge blinged out tree. So stop by for some eggnog and a hug. I am now actively accepting presents.
PS. The same person (if you squint you can see him by the door) who engineered a hairspray flame-thrower in our bathroom, also put these lights on the trees and wreaths on the windows. Had I known his talents prior, there would no doubt be a pyro display on the roof.